langard 

To be really stoned

Jesus I'm so langard

Dude! I just got us a 50 bag we're going to be so langard

langard by Princess floof August 27, 2017

Langared 

Not just a hangover. A self-induced descent into a state of utter wretchedness caused by the debauched consumption of enough intoxicants the previous evening to make even Ozzy Osbourne think twice. The law of gravity states that what goes up must come down; sometimes there's a whole lot of down. If you gave up on praying to get better several hours ago and are instead praying for death, congratulations! You have been Langared.

A: Has anyone seen my car keys, my phone or the tattered remains of my dignity?

B: You look fucking Langared mate!

Langared by El Cunto August 18, 2013

Jesse Lingardinho 

Jesse Lingardinho is an English professional footballer who plays as an attacking midfielder or as a winger for Premier League club West Ham United, on loan from Manchester United, and the England national team.
Lingardinho is rated as one of the best footballers in the world and is in contention for the Ballon d'Or.
Lingardinho has the skills to pay the bills

"hey is that Jesse lingard"
"No thats Jesse lingardinho the widely regarded best footballer of all time"

Jesse Lingardinho by Honest_Football Fan April 17, 2021

lingardinho 

Lingardinho is the most legendary soccer player of all time, scoring thousands of goals and helping Man U win the champions league, and the World Cup. Even though Man U is a club he helped them win the World Cup

Wow Lingardinho made me cum

lingardinho by ppmolester November 15, 2020

Lingardinho 

Possibly the greatest footballer to ever grace the earth. This man makes messi and Ronaldo look like little kids. He bullies players on the pitch and has scored over 1000 goals in a single season. He has a lot of flair in his game too

“Lingardinho is possibly the greatest footballer to ever live” - sir Alex ferguson and pep guardiola

Lingardinho by Factspitter420 February 15, 2021

Langarjeet

Another word for pajeet sikhs who take donations(money and cooking machinery) from hindus and then shame and flaunt about feeding same hindus for eating food when hindus come to sikh temples out of respect for sikh gurus.

Langarjeet: we are only 2% of indian population but we feed 98% hindus in india.

Langarjeet by Pajeetslayer September 13, 2023

Lanyard 

A center-lefty technocrat type who doesn't understand how human beings actually function. A reference to the ID lanyards for conventions and campaigns such types tend to collect as they throw their energy into the campaigns and staffs of people who don't care about them. See also, totebagger and tryhard

A couple of lanyards came to the DSA meeting and tried to tone police us, but one of the guys got them off in a corner discussing local tax credits for private religious schools, and that kept them busy until we got some real work done.

Lanyard by Punditos Maximos August 30, 2018