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What my dick is compared to yours!
Well I sure am longer than you!
Longer by TecknoGEEK October 30, 2019
Pronounced 'lon-juh', a longer is an Australian colloquialism for the erect part of the male genatallia. Often used in country-towns, as people in those remote locations often compare there longers to those of farm animals.
"Look at my longer!"
"No thanks."
"A clean drinker! I like that!"
"What?"
longer by Alex Quantashassle June 26, 2005

longer furby 

When you lube up a 20 inch long furby and shove it up the ass of the person closest to you.
Dave: what was that that just went up my ass?
Jermain: Don’t worry bro, I just gave you a longer Furby.

Longer Than Frozen Turkey 

Someone that takes seemingly FOREVER or a very long time
"You should be stronger than me but instead you're longer than frozen turkey" from the Amy Winehouse song "Stonger Than Me"

longer than forever 

a couple term used to describe how long their love for each other will last.
Girl: "You guys are gonna last a long time."
Girlfriend: "I know. We promised each other we'd last longer than forever."

Longer Air 

When something requires big gay or is a big shooter
Alex: John's PP requires longer air
Longer Air by Longer Air May 28, 2019