lametoast 

Pathetically lame: as in lamesauce. But a more elegant way to say it

Those shoes are lametoast

lametoast by IlyasKallir May 15, 2018

Lagtoast 

(lag-tōst) n. 1. Extreme computer lag, or comparative slowness of receiving and/or processing information (particularly during video game play).

Etymology:
< The Battle Grounds server lag < "lag" < various combinations of the word lag with others in search of the perfect description of extreme lag (lag bagels, lag muffins, etc.) < lag + toast (lag + the associations attached to the word toasted = perfect description) < lagtoast

Upon encountering extreme lag while playing an online videogame, one may sum up the situation by using the word lagtoast.

Other commonly used variations include the shortened "toast", which may be used as an adjective, noun or verb describing a thing which is in a state of lag, that which is essentially lag, or the act of causing a state of lag, respectively.

Leet speak variation: 70457 ( 7 = T, 0 = O, 4 = A, 5 = S )

Lagtoast by Jollygrogger March 9, 2009

Lambroast 

A sexual activity, where two males are having sex with a female. The female must be willing and usually enjoys sex (hurting for a squirting).The first male will be attending to the vagina, while the second male is receiving oral sex from the female. Thus creating the illusion of a Lamb being roasted on a spit.

Derek and Jim, took amy into the closet and amy blew Jim while Derek was railing her from behind, Lambroast

Lambroast by hawkfucker905 November 6, 2009

lameboat 

A person who acts in an unexpected way, causing them to appear silly, goofy, or just plain stupid.

"When I heard Brendon Urie singing the Super Marios Brothers Theme, I was like, 'man, he a lameboat."

lameboat by Kayminster Abbey August 14, 2008

lametastic

The state of being extremely lame; alternately, being so lame that it attracts attention.

Man, have you seen the Numa-Numa kid? He's so lametastic.

lametastic by Freaq April 14, 2006

lametastic

a cross between lame and fantastic. When something is so lame it actually becomes fantastic(or awesome) in the process.

Green had on spongebob square pants briefs and it was lametastic.

lametastic by claire swanson April 24, 2008

Lactoasted titty snuff

The act of snorting a line of drugs off of a pregnant woman's breast, then chasing it by sucking out a shot of breast milk.

I was so tired after work I needed a lactoasted titty snuff just to change a diaper.

Lactoasted titty snuff by N.anno0o March 5, 2017