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Lambroast 

A sexual activity, where two males are having sex with a female. The female must be willing and usually enjoys sex (hurting for a squirting).The first male will be attending to the vagina, while the second male is receiving oral sex from the female. Thus creating the illusion of a Lamb being roasted on a spit.
Derek and Jim, took amy into the closet and amy blew Jim while Derek was railing her from behind, Lambroast
Lambroast by hawkfucker905 November 6, 2009
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lambgoat 

An aids-infested messageboard tucked far far away in the bowels of cyberspace where mind-numbingly infantile ultracynics fling shit at eachother like monkeys possessed.
here's a normal thread on lambgoat:

innocent kid in a band on LG for first time: hey are there any good clubs in the Pittsburgh area anyone can tell me about?

veteran 1: faggot

veteran 2: "faggot"

veteran 3: your band fucking sucks

veteran 2: breeeee

veteran 1: too faggot no help ever
lambgoat by Hooker June 3, 2006
The name of an absolute Greek God. Lambros will not only steal your bitch with his huge cock, he is the best driver known to man and can parallel kerbside park by initiating a handbrake turn at over 200km/h and hooking a left or right.
boy 1: Don't let your missus out tonight, I heard Lambros is out and about ripping skids
boy 2: ahh shit I already did, guess she's his bitch now. He's probably out doing skids with her now
1. To hurl abuse at someone
2. To strike something or someone
3. To be lambasted - to be very drunk, or to have 1. or 2. done to you.
"Man, I'm lambasted, too much booze!"
" You just got lambasted man!"
lambast by Bassmon P February 11, 2005

lambasted 

The art of completly tearing someone or somthing or a group of people of things to pieces...
Man you just got lambasted by that girl
a lamborghini of boats; expensive, fast, and always has smokin' hot bitches on it.
man1 "Hey, man 2, would you like to go out upon my lamboat?"
man 2 "Depends, will there be bitches?"
man1 "Read the damn definition, of course it has bitches on it"
man 2 "Done."
Lamboat by iwantalamboat July 6, 2011

lambastard 

A particularly annoying or irritating verbal abuser.
"Boy, that guy on the cable talk show sure is a lambastard."
lambastard by PhallusAccusations December 27, 2012