1. The best, aka "o kalliteros"
2. The greatest love of Marilena's life (refer to marilena for further details)
3. Really GOOD FUCK.
2. The greatest love of Marilena's life (refer to marilena for further details)
3. Really GOOD FUCK.
1. No one is better than Marios.
2. Marilena has never loved anyone as she loves Marios
3. I am horny...I need a Marios!
2. Marilena has never loved anyone as she loves Marios
3. I am horny...I need a Marios!
by treno vroma bitch April 06, 2005
Marios is someone that will try and flex on you in every posible way and he will do it in a sneaky manor that way you want notice it by the way he uses phrases like ''papapap ez clap fige re'' and ''ela edw re poustraki na sou gamhso ligo'' or even ''re pios eimai ante gia o mounogamias ths gitonias''
Hey you know marios?
That guy that just says papapap all the time?
Yeah Him
He is such an asshole isnt he?
That guy that just says papapap all the time?
Yeah Him
He is such an asshole isnt he?
by Nai Poios Einai ? October 23, 2019
Greek name. Describes someone who gets less than no bitches and is proud. Generally, can be found within a Haefliger. Likes to play with and around balls. Occasionally fucks around and gets prostate exams (again with no bitches).
Child "Hey mom what is that man doing?"
Mom "It's rude to point"
Child "But mom he's got no bitches"
Mom "Yes I know he's a Marios. Now let's get your prostate exam"
Child *Moans*
Mom "It's rude to point"
Child "But mom he's got no bitches"
Mom "Yes I know he's a Marios. Now let's get your prostate exam"
Child *Moans*
by kimo26 June 07, 2022
Mario "Jumpman" Mario is a plumber born in Brooklin New York on October 11th (year unknown) alongside his younger twin Brother Luigi Mario, he later discovered the Mushroom Kingdom thanks to Princess Peach Toadstool and is now living there permanently.
He is the star and main character from the Super Mario franchise, the most successful video game franchise of all time and he is widely known as the most popular character originating from a video game, even exceeding Mickey Mouse in popularity with children.
Mario is a typical human with extraordinary (near god-like) abilities, that includes:
Super Strength: Mario has been shown lifting entire castles weighting Millions of tons and even carryring a Neutron Star weighting about 750 Septillion tons.
Super Speed and reflexes: Mario has performed many incredible speed feats over the years, being mostly portrayed as massively faster than light, even faster than time and space in some occasions.
Super Stamina: Mario took several impressive blows and crushes througout his adventures, survived many atomic bombs with huge amounts of Megatons of force, even survived his own universe collapsing and resetting and took hits from Dreamy Bowser, a being who is apparently as powerful as he wishes to be, making Mario theoritically more powerful than anything that ever existed and will ever exist.
...and the list goes on...
Mario is often plumbing as his main occupation, but has to rescue Princess Peach from Bowser Koopa on a daily basis
He is the star and main character from the Super Mario franchise, the most successful video game franchise of all time and he is widely known as the most popular character originating from a video game, even exceeding Mickey Mouse in popularity with children.
Mario is a typical human with extraordinary (near god-like) abilities, that includes:
Super Strength: Mario has been shown lifting entire castles weighting Millions of tons and even carryring a Neutron Star weighting about 750 Septillion tons.
Super Speed and reflexes: Mario has performed many incredible speed feats over the years, being mostly portrayed as massively faster than light, even faster than time and space in some occasions.
Super Stamina: Mario took several impressive blows and crushes througout his adventures, survived many atomic bombs with huge amounts of Megatons of force, even survived his own universe collapsing and resetting and took hits from Dreamy Bowser, a being who is apparently as powerful as he wishes to be, making Mario theoritically more powerful than anything that ever existed and will ever exist.
...and the list goes on...
Mario is often plumbing as his main occupation, but has to rescue Princess Peach from Bowser Koopa on a daily basis
Mario Mario
by Plasmariel August 02, 2020
by fluffy_spikes March 04, 2006
To follow a group of people around and not say a word, but make eye contact with everyone in the group
Dude 1: Yo man that guy is totally marioing us!
Dude 2: Fo Shizzle, he been staring at me for 2 minutes straight without saying anything
Dude 2: Fo Shizzle, he been staring at me for 2 minutes straight without saying anything
by Bigjohnmcdaddy October 03, 2018
Mario is a name typical for Italian and Latino men. He is a sex god and lady’s worship him because of the magic he creates in the sheets. He’s also on another level in pyshical and mental attributes he’s hilarious and he might be a bit shy at first but once you met him oh man. You’ll wish you would have talked to him sooner. He’s one of the sweetest,loving,caring,thoughtful,smartest, loyal guy you’ll ever met but you don’t want to get in his bad side because his worse then the devil when your in his bad side. Mario is also the Roman god of war so as such he has a rage like non other but his a very good and important person that have on your side if things go bad.
OMG have you been with Mario he made me cum like 6 times
Yoo bro me and Mario fought like 7 guys and before i could react Mario already fuked them up
Mario you’re just the best don’t ever forget that
Hey Mario can he be friends please?? I’ll give you a BJ
Yoo bro me and Mario fought like 7 guys and before i could react Mario already fuked them up
Mario you’re just the best don’t ever forget that
Hey Mario can he be friends please?? I’ll give you a BJ
by Sexgodmario69 April 04, 2018