IlyasKallir's definitions

exacalactly

More exact than exactly. Exactly to the extreme. More total than totally.

Me: Biff has a really fast Italian car.
Jessica: You mean like a Ferrari?
Me: Exacalactly!

by IlyasKallir May 13, 2024

Mexikaren

A woman of Mexican heritage who exhibits typical white woman Karen behavior, just with a little more spicy flavor.

“Excuse me Senor, I didn’t like this drink that I already finished, can you take it off my bill and give me a new one? Pinche Pendejo….”
“We got a full MexiKaren at table number 5”

by IlyasKallir September 19, 2023

Poverty chic

A dwelling tastefully decorated by penniless hipsters.

I just visited my friend Tate in Portland. Hi house is nice… the epitome of poverty chic!

by IlyasKallir November 23, 2022

Involuntary Fluffitude

When a guy flirts with a girl, and she responds by vamping it up and seducing his gay homey.

I was hitting on this smoking hot Russian chick named Natasha. She wasn't interested in me, but my involuntary fluffitude inspired her, so she proceeded to seduce my gay friend named Biff. They are madly in love, and just got engaged!

by IlyasKallir October 11, 2020

lametoast

Pathetically lame: as in lamesauce. But a more elegant way to say it

Those shoes are lametoast

by IlyasKallir May 15, 2018

bitch deficit

A gathering or party of humans with a low ratio of females to males

This party sucks... there is a terrible bitch deficit. 12 guys and only 3 girls!

by IlyasKallir July 21, 2009

co-bitch

In a double date, when a man requests his bitch to bring her friend as the second man's blind date.

Jack: "Hey, why don't you come out with Betty and me this Saturday? Jim: "Well I don't want to be a third wheel." Jack: "NO problem, I will have Betty bring her co-bitch, then there will be four of us".

by IlyasKallir July 21, 2009