Definitions by IlyasKallir

Bromaxing

When a tech or biotech startup is taken over by the MBA finance bros, and the focus changes from innovation to hype and marketing. Typically revenue growth will accelerate in the short term but decline in the medium.

Moderna has some cool innovations, but they are bromaxing. So I don't plan to buy their stock.

Bromaxing by IlyasKallir August 21, 2026

exacalactly 

More exact than exactly. Exactly to the extreme. More total than totally.

Me: Biff has a really fast Italian car.
Jessica: You mean like a Ferrari?
Me: Exacalactly!

exacalactly by IlyasKallir May 13, 2024

Mexikaren 

A woman of Mexican heritage who exhibits typical white woman Karen behavior, just with a little more spicy flavor.

“Excuse me Senor, I didn’t like this drink that I already finished, can you take it off my bill and give me a new one? Pinche Pendejo….”
“We got a full MexiKaren at table number 5”

Mexikaren by IlyasKallir September 19, 2023

Poverty chic 

A dwelling tastefully decorated by penniless hipsters.

I just visited my friend Tate in Portland. Hi house is nice… the epitome of poverty chic!

Poverty chic by IlyasKallir November 23, 2022

Involuntary Fluffitude 

When a guy flirts with a girl, and she responds by vamping it up and seducing his gay homey.

I was hitting on this smoking hot Russian chick named Natasha. She wasn't interested in me, but my involuntary fluffitude inspired her, so she proceeded to seduce my gay friend named Biff. They are madly in love, and just got engaged!

Involuntary Fluffitude by IlyasKallir October 11, 2020

lametoast 

Pathetically lame: as in lamesauce. But a more elegant way to say it

Those shoes are lametoast

lametoast by IlyasKallir May 15, 2018

bitch deficit 

A gathering or party of humans with a low ratio of females to males

This party sucks... there is a terrible bitch deficit. 12 guys and only 3 girls!

bitch deficit by IlyasKallir July 21, 2009