Lactoast

The condition of a lactose-intolerant person who drinks too much milk.

I told Jim not to drink our untreated milk. Now he's lactoast.

Lactoast by ratissimus dorsi July 23, 2017

Lagtoast 

(lag-tōst) n. 1. Extreme computer lag, or comparative slowness of receiving and/or processing information (particularly during video game play).

Etymology:
< The Battle Grounds server lag < "lag" < various combinations of the word lag with others in search of the perfect description of extreme lag (lag bagels, lag muffins, etc.) < lag + toast (lag + the associations attached to the word toasted = perfect description) < lagtoast

Upon encountering extreme lag while playing an online videogame, one may sum up the situation by using the word lagtoast.

Other commonly used variations include the shortened "toast", which may be used as an adjective, noun or verb describing a thing which is in a state of lag, that which is essentially lag, or the act of causing a state of lag, respectively.

Leet speak variation: 70457 ( 7 = T, 0 = O, 4 = A, 5 = S )

Lagtoast by Jollygrogger March 9, 2009

lactastic 

Adjective used to describe an amazing aspect of (usually breast) milk production.

Mom: Last night I breastfed the baby and then still was able to pump another 8 ounces.
Dad: Wow! That's lactastic!

RN: The lab finished the analysis on the mother's breast milk. It's 27 Calories per ounce.
MD: She might as we'll be making heavy whipping cream! She's lactastic!

lactastic by Assistant Professor X February 3, 2014

Lactoasted titty snuff

The act of snorting a line of drugs off of a pregnant woman's breast, then chasing it by sucking out a shot of breast milk.

I was so tired after work I needed a lactoasted titty snuff just to change a diaper.

Lactoasted titty snuff by N.anno0o March 5, 2017

Lactasting 

the action of injesting and/or consuming any form of milk (goat, human, cow, etc.)

me: "It's 3 am and I want a glass of milk"
my high friend: "duuuude I'm down for some lactasting too"

Lactasting by whales.have.rights.too March 1, 2019