laiyng 

(1)using excuses to not partecipate in social gaterings
(2)exagerating a lie to the point where to make people trust you, you have to make it into a real thing
(3)faking a sleep positon while hiding a handheld game console under the pillow

(1)apparenly he wasn't sick, he was just laiyng
(2)i'm in a shitty situation! i have to laiy about being a teacher
(3)"as her mom walked in, susan had to laiy her dsi"

laiyng by J3ll-y November 23, 2020

Laying doggo 

British slang for in bed, sick as a dog!

Nigel was laying doggo for a day after the public crawl!

Laying doggo by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016

Pipe Laying Peter Packer

A raging male homosexual who would have sex with any man, voluntary or involuntary.

Anita: why is Joe chasing these guys in the park.
Ade: ah, he is just a crazed Pipe Laying Peter Packer
Anita: dear me, I need to stay away from him
Ade: dont worry, Peter Packer only likes men

Pipe Laying Peter Packer by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018

Laying a cable 

When you do a big long shit

im now laying a cable

Laying a cable by Dieseldoctor December 17, 2008

laying pipe 

I don't know where everyone else got there definitions for laying pipe. However laying pipe is simply fucking the hell out of a girl.

Will;what are you doing this weekend
Guy;probally laying pipe to my girl.

laying pipe by William Waldrep June 9, 2005

Laying a Demo

1. To record a song/rap
2. To shoot someone

3. A significant bowel movement

Ex. 1

Elliot works the mixing board. DeMarcus enters.

Elliot: Check it out Broseph! I'm laying a demo!

DaMarcus: What's it called?

Elliot: "I Make Crap Music and You Love Me For It." Think of it as System of Down meets KISS.

DaMarcus: That's gonna be chart topper.

Ex. 2

DJ Gangsta Pimp Dogg (rapping): "Some suckas in the Yoch be talkin' some schlemo / So I pull out the strap and start laying a demo."

Ex. 3

BJ's stomach rumbles.

BJ: Oh no. I knew I should have avoided the second helping of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Stu: As they say, what goes in must come out.

BJ: And I'm gonna be laying a demo in a minute.

Laying a Demo by ZXY&ABC October 23, 2022

mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker 

Phrase first used by Samuel L. Jackson in the greatest movie of all time, "Pulp Fiction".

Translates to "uber-badass from hell".

"Well, I'm one mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker!"

mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker by Davezor January 22, 2004