Pipe

V. "To Lay Pipe".

From the "Cam'ron" song "Hey Ma", which contains the lyric 'And I know what ladies like.
Need a man that's polite, listens and takes advice - I could be all three, plus I can lay the pipe'

Refers principally to inserting ones pork sword into a lady friend during carnal relations (fucking).Popularised in the North of England by the Pamplesnake and residents of 6 Hessle View, Leeds from September 2006 - June 2007. Other regular users include Nipples, Bear and Jiggs.

To be spoken loudly at not quite shouting volume. The 'I' should be drawn out longer than any other part of the word and always spoken in a deep, loud voice:

"PIIIIIIIIPE!"
"Did you lay pipe?"
"Pipe" (spoken softly to friend in relation to a nearby hotty

by Pamplesnake March 27, 2009

Pipe

To be a failure, loser, washout or all around bitch. Originated in HS wrestling at George Washington HS in Charleston WV for members of the team who quit midseason or sucked, it can also be used in other sports or general life for similar situations.

Little gay Jimmy was to much of a pipe to compete on the wrestling and lacrosse teams, so he joined the basketball and baseball teams to be with his own kind.

by Rick Rolled 123 August 04, 2009

Pipe

Gun or stick.

I'm not worried bout them pussy boys pullin up, I got my pipe on me.

by Kushtonbaker January 09, 2017

Pipe

Big ass thick dick. Wonderful.

Oh my God, he is packing a pipe in his pants. Wow.

by The business January 28, 2014

Pipe

For two gay men to rub their dicks together during any sort of sexual act.

Me: I met this really nice guy and invited him to my place last night for some coffee.

You: Did you pipe?

Me: No, but we hugged and kissed goodbye.

by Save Ferris March 13, 2010

Pipe

When you and a friend or any person are playing a game and your wrecking them so hard you tell them your taking this pipe

Angel:“Ha you suck at fortnite Your taking this pipe hard”

by Jorgethegoat October 21, 2018

Pipe

Someone who sucks at an activity such as a sport and so on

1: He's such a bad football player

2: yeah, he's a pipe

by Tobipeter November 01, 2017