1: I heard some kid won a fight by jamming a nail through some guy's testicles.
2: Yeah, the kid went to the J&L for a burger afterwards, too.
1: Did the guy survive?
2: He's in the intensive care unit at the hospital. I hear he may not make the night, but if he does, he won't be able to seed a woman ever again.
1: I hear the kid is a "Laing"

laing by Cistle May 18, 2006

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Laing

Having a horrible case of acne.

Oh my god, he has mad laing.

Laing by TheKingLAd August 29, 2022

laing fuck

when you so angry you say fuck in every sentence

he acting like a baby, chucking a laing fuck here and a laing fuck there

laing fuck by poobahdefines June 28, 2020

Laing Middle School

Quite possibly the coolest/best school in the nation. Home to the most amazing people ever, LMS is quite envied by it's rival schools, Cario and Moultrie. The kids at this school are comedy gold, smart as hell, pretty damn good lookin, cooler than...anyone, the nicest people you'll ever meet, the best partiers around, fresh till death, fly till they die, and are just amazing in general. All the kids at Laing- cheerleaders, jocks, skaters, partiers, towne center junkies, nerds, good-goodies, surfers, islanders, rednecks, country boys, tomboys, girly girls, football players, ballers, comedians, weirdos, crazy kids, etc. all combine in the end to make one big ass family, for a pretty smal lschool. They bleed maroon and black, and represent like no other. The teachers at this school are AMAZING, and their band/orchestra wins 1st at every competition. This place is just epic. Their sports teams are too fly for haters to hate them.

"Throw dirt on us and grow a wild flower"
LMS <3

Laing Middle School-legendary.

Laing Middle School by FMdog10 March 27, 2011

Laing'd

(Langd)
Another meaning for being high or as a substitute for the 'F' word.

"Brutha I'm Laing'd"

"I'm gonna Laing you up punk!"

"David your so fine, Laing me now"

"Brutha I'm Laing'd"

"I'm gonna Laing you up punk!"

"David your so fine, Laing me now"

Laing'd by David Laing March 27, 2004

Laing middle school

The best shit in town

Laing middle school is hot like the People there

Laing middle school by Weedboy69 May 3, 2017

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026