Definitions by Davezor

carmen electra 

Uber-hottie (even gay men would do her).

Dave Navarro hit that shit.

MTV's ratings went up 4000% when they put that show on with Carmen Electra.

carmen electra by Davezor January 28, 2004

system of a down 

The most recent band in existence to be so kick-ass that their records are 55-minute-long orgasms.

"I like SOAD," said Dave one day while he was out kicking the shit out of zombie scum.

system of a down by Davezor January 23, 2004

Beezlebub 

One of the most kick-ass bosses from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. Hung on chains. Attacked you with flies. Kicked your ass.

NOTE: I believe the translators mistakenly spelt his name like that; hopefully they meant Beelzebub.

I killed Beelzebub with the Mist/Demon trick.

Beezlebub by Davezor January 23, 2004

fruit on the bottom 

In gay intercourse between two men, if they both lie horizontally, the one who is at the lowest altitude.

"That dude is, quite literally, a fruit on the bottom," exclaimed Dave as he saw his friend Tony getting japed.

fruit on the bottom by Davezor January 22, 2004

jape 

To sodomize one with a rusty rod, no longer than 4 1/2 feet, with a diameter of at least six inches.

I japed my ex-girlfriend in a rather passionate fit.

jape by Davezor January 22, 2004

mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker 

Phrase first used by Samuel L. Jackson in the greatest movie of all time, "Pulp Fiction".

Translates to "uber-badass from hell".

"Well, I'm one mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker!"

mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker by Davezor January 22, 2004

Smite 

A beautiful way to destroy someone.

I just smote that fucking bastard after he grabbed me arse!

Smite by Davezor October 21, 2003