8 definition by Davezor

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The most recent band in existence to be so kick-ass that their records are 55-minute-long orgasms.
"I like SOAD," said Dave one day while he was out kicking the shit out of zombie scum.
by Davezor January 23, 2004

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Excuse for touching breasts in a pool.
by Davezor October 21, 2003

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Phrase first used by Samuel L. Jackson in the greatest movie of all time, "Pulp Fiction".

Translates to "uber-badass from hell".
"Well, I'm one mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker!"
by Davezor January 22, 2004

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A beautiful way to destroy someone.
I just smote that fucking bastard after he grabbed me arse!
by Davezor October 21, 2003

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Uber-hottie (even gay men would do her).

Dave Navarro hit that shit.
MTV's ratings went up 4000% when they put that show on with Carmen Electra.
by Davezor January 28, 2004

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One of the most kick-ass bosses from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. Hung on chains. Attacked you with flies. Kicked your ass.

NOTE: I believe the translators mistakenly spelt his name like that; hopefully they meant Beelzebub.
I killed Beelzebub with the Mist/Demon trick.
by Davezor January 23, 2004

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In gay intercourse between two men, if they both lie horizontally, the one who is at the lowest altitude.
"That dude is, quite literally, a fruit on the bottom," exclaimed Dave as he saw his friend Tony getting japed.
by Davezor January 22, 2004

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