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Laying doggo
Laying doggo by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016
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Pipe Laying Peter Packer
Anita: why is Joe chasing these guys in the park.
Ade: ah, he is just a crazed Pipe Laying Peter Packer
Anita: dear me, I need to stay away from him
Ade: dont worry, Peter Packer only likes men
Ade: ah, he is just a crazed Pipe Laying Peter Packer
Anita: dear me, I need to stay away from him
Ade: dont worry, Peter Packer only likes men
Pipe Laying Peter Packer by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018
Laying a cable
Laying a cable by Dieseldoctor December 17, 2008
laying pipe
I don't know where everyone else got there definitions for laying pipe. However laying pipe is simply fucking the hell out of a girl.
laying pipe by William Waldrep June 9, 2005
Laying a Demo
Ex. 1
Elliot works the mixing board. DeMarcus enters.
Elliot: Check it out Broseph! I'm laying a demo!
DaMarcus: What's it called?
Elliot: "I Make Crap Music and You Love Me For It." Think of it as System of Down meets KISS.
DaMarcus: That's gonna be chart topper.
Ex. 2
DJ Gangsta Pimp Dogg (rapping): "Some suckas in the Yoch be talkin' some schlemo / So I pull out the strap and start laying a demo."
Ex. 3
BJ's stomach rumbles.
BJ: Oh no. I knew I should have avoided the second helping of Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Stu: As they say, what goes in must come out.
BJ: And I'm gonna be laying a demo in a minute.
Elliot works the mixing board. DeMarcus enters.
Elliot: Check it out Broseph! I'm laying a demo!
DaMarcus: What's it called?
Elliot: "I Make Crap Music and You Love Me For It." Think of it as System of Down meets KISS.
DaMarcus: That's gonna be chart topper.
Ex. 2
DJ Gangsta Pimp Dogg (rapping): "Some suckas in the Yoch be talkin' some schlemo / So I pull out the strap and start laying a demo."
Ex. 3
BJ's stomach rumbles.
BJ: Oh no. I knew I should have avoided the second helping of Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Stu: As they say, what goes in must come out.
BJ: And I'm gonna be laying a demo in a minute.
Laying a Demo by ZXY&ABC October 23, 2022
mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker
Phrase first used by Samuel L. Jackson in the greatest movie of all time, "Pulp Fiction".
Translates to "uber-badass from hell".
Translates to "uber-badass from hell".
mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker by Davezor January 22, 2004
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Concrete cowboy
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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