2 definitions by C.D. Di Guardia
a person with a newly-developed appreciation for a sports team; generally acquired after said team has won a championship or become otherwise popular.
Jimmy's newly uncurved Red Sox hat and Edgar Rentaria jersey showed that he was clearly a fansplant, in fact he was from upstate New York.
by C.D. Di Guardia January 10, 2006
a condition in which a person considers themself lactose-intolerant and agressively enforces their dietary needs as a lifestyle choice, oftentimes in order to alter the eating habits of those around them
by C.D. Di Guardia October 7, 2006