kristensen

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bitch. all to say. Only definition.

Person 1: Oh no, its the kristensen
Kristensten: Hey! I hate everyone who aren't boys and I'm rich!

kristensen by shitkunt/kristensen h8ter June 12, 2016

Words you can keep

Lukas Kristensen

Litterly ur dad..... thats it

Lukas kristensen is my daddy

Lukas Kristensen by The top h December 1, 2022

Related Words

kristensen • Lukas Kristensen • Kristense • Kristeen • Kristening • kirstensandflamingosdogy • kirstensexual • Kristene • KRISTENED • Kristennn

Kristene

Kristene is a gorgeous girl who always says what pops into her head. she is always down to do something a little crazy but has a very kind heart. she is funny, sweet and caring when it comes to people she really cares about. overall, kristene is one of the best people you will ever meet.

My friend kristene, is wild!

Kristene by ajac April 22, 2017

kristeen

A smart and independent young girl. She is a talented and very good at math. She hates fake people and she is not fake. She is a good girl.

Kristeen is a smart and talented person.

kristeen by emma dawson January 27, 2015

KRISTENED

In the state of being PASSED wasted. Then apologizing to your friends because you have a drinking problem.

"bro, are you wasted?!"
"bro, I AM KRISTENED!"

KRISTENED by iMakerScream November 19, 2011

Kristening

1. Laying around all day
2. Being generally just unproductive and boring

Tony was kristening all day while he watched tv and didn't even shower or change out of his sweat pants.

Kristening by thadyron October 28, 2013

Kristeen

Kristeen is someone really cool and is really funny she is tv star material she doesn't go around searching for validation because she knows how awesome she is she is bad at math but that is ok she will keep your secrets safe

l just love kristeen she is so cool

Kristeen by anonymous May 3, 2022

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026