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Kristeen 

Kristeen is someone really cool and is really funny she is tv star material she doesn't go around searching for validation because she knows how awesome she is she is bad at math but that is ok she will keep your secrets safe
l just love kristeen she is so cool
Kristeen by anonymous May 3, 2022

Kristeen 

She is a girl that is very fake talks about people and thinks she’s all that....don’t leave your tea with kristeen because it will get spilled
Kristeen talks about her own friends
Kristeen by Eskralee March 20, 2019

Kristeen 

another word for two monkeys having sex
Dude, did you see a kristeen going on yesterday at the zoo?
Kristeen by bobthebuilder7 August 1, 2009

Kristen Nicole

A rising model who is known as a sex symbol among many men and some women.
Did you get Kristen Nicole's new pics?!
She looks so damn fine!!
Kristen Nicole by hotboyz October 23, 2008

Kristene 

Kristene is a gorgeous girl who always says what pops into her head. she is always down to do something a little crazy but has a very kind heart. she is funny, sweet and caring when it comes to people she really cares about. overall, kristene is one of the best people you will ever meet.
My friend kristene, is wild!
Kristene by ajac April 22, 2017

Kristen Kray 

the absolute kwEEN of all. she is absolutely amazing and you may not disrespect.
kristen kray is so h cool
Kristen Kray by hatmeme May 9, 2019
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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