KRISTENED
In the state of being PASSED wasted. Then apologizing to your friends because you have a drinking problem.
KRISTENED by iMakerScream November 19, 2011
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Kristine
A beautiful and bubbly girl with an amazing humor. A Kristine’s smile and laugh is incredibly contagious and can make you happy when you see and hear it. Her hair is always flawless and so is her makeup. Her hair is brown and beautiful.
A Kristine’s behavior is always on top as well as her grades. Her English skills are really good. A woman named Kristine is unbelievably lovable and if you’re feeling down, she’ll be right there to help you because a Kristine wants you to be ok. She’s really sensitive so you have to be careful with her.
At the same time, a Kristine is NOT someone you want to mess with. She can be a bomb ass chick and hit you with the best and sassiest comebacks. Beware of fights with a Kristine.
If you have a Kristine in your life, keep her. A Kristine is the best you can have in your life.
A Kristine’s behavior is always on top as well as her grades. Her English skills are really good. A woman named Kristine is unbelievably lovable and if you’re feeling down, she’ll be right there to help you because a Kristine wants you to be ok. She’s really sensitive so you have to be careful with her.
At the same time, a Kristine is NOT someone you want to mess with. She can be a bomb ass chick and hit you with the best and sassiest comebacks. Beware of fights with a Kristine.
If you have a Kristine in your life, keep her. A Kristine is the best you can have in your life.
Person 1: Have you seen Kristine?
Person 2: Oh you mean that beautiful brown haired girl?
I love you Kristine
Person 2: Oh you mean that beautiful brown haired girl?
I love you Kristine
Kristine by SwagyGenius1711 October 10, 2018
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Kristine
Kristine is quite crazy around friends she is pretty nice until you get on her bad side.But very subtle during while working on something very important.She is very honest about her opinion she always rejects a guys because it depends on their personality and she is a bit clumsy but she is very cute and she is really smart she also enjoys any shade of blue and loves to be accompanied by any animal and her favorite is most likely to be a dog.
Person 1:Have you met this girl she’s such an amaizing person!
Person 2:Is her name Kristine?
Person 1:yes.. :v
Person 2:Is her name Kristine?
Person 1:yes.. :v
Kristine by Omq_ish_Ya_GurlKrissy June 9, 2018
Kristine
Smart girl, loves drama stories, loves any shade of blue, loves animals,and is a person magnet but is not necessarily super nice, but she doesn't have to be. Kinda short but she makes it up with her amazing personality. Absolutely evil when pmsing and complains a lot in general. Don't get on her bad side or she'll make you regret it. Quiet around strangers but loud around friends. The best friend you could ever have. If you don't have a kristine, what are you doing with your life?
Person 1;Who's that girl over in the corner looking like she'll kill someone?
Person 2; Oh, that's Kristine. Don't look her in the eye, she'll bite.
Person 1; Unlikely.
*Person 1 approaches Kristine*
*Kristine attacks*
Person 2: I told you.
Person 2; Oh, that's Kristine. Don't look her in the eye, she'll bite.
Person 1; Unlikely.
*Person 1 approaches Kristine*
*Kristine attacks*
Person 2: I told you.
Kristine by JustUrAverageGreenEyedCat May 6, 2017
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Kristen Nicole by hotboyz October 23, 2008
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Kristen Kray by hatmeme May 9, 2019
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