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KRISTENED 

In the state of being PASSED wasted. Then apologizing to your friends because you have a drinking problem.
"bro, are you wasted?!"
"bro, I AM KRISTENED!"
KRISTENED by iMakerScream November 19, 2011
Words you can keep

Kristine 

A beautiful and bubbly girl with an amazing humor. A Kristine’s smile and laugh is incredibly contagious and can make you happy when you see and hear it. Her hair is always flawless and so is her makeup. Her hair is brown and beautiful.

A Kristine’s behavior is always on top as well as her grades. Her English skills are really good. A woman named Kristine is unbelievably lovable and if you’re feeling down, she’ll be right there to help you because a Kristine wants you to be ok. She’s really sensitive so you have to be careful with her.

At the same time, a Kristine is NOT someone you want to mess with. She can be a bomb ass chick and hit you with the best and sassiest comebacks. Beware of fights with a Kristine.

If you have a Kristine in your life, keep her. A Kristine is the best you can have in your life.
Person 1: Have you seen Kristine?
Person 2: Oh you mean that beautiful brown haired girl?

I love you Kristine
Kristine by SwagyGenius1711 October 10, 2018

Kristine 

Kristine is quite crazy around friends she is pretty nice until you get on her bad side.But very subtle during while working on something very important.She is very honest about her opinion she always rejects a guys because it depends on their personality and she is a bit clumsy but she is very cute and she is really smart she also enjoys any shade of blue and loves to be accompanied by any animal and her favorite is most likely to be a dog.
Person 1:Have you met this girl she’s such an amaizing person!
Person 2:Is her name Kristine?
Person 1:yes.. :v

Kristine 

Smart girl, loves drama stories, loves any shade of blue, loves animals,and is a person magnet but is not necessarily super nice, but she doesn't have to be. Kinda short but she makes it up with her amazing personality. Absolutely evil when pmsing and complains a lot in general. Don't get on her bad side or she'll make you regret it. Quiet around strangers but loud around friends. The best friend you could ever have. If you don't have a kristine, what are you doing with your life?
Person 1;Who's that girl over in the corner looking like she'll kill someone?
Person 2; Oh, that's Kristine. Don't look her in the eye, she'll bite.
Person 1; Unlikely.
*Person 1 approaches Kristine*
*Kristine attacks*
Person 2: I told you.

Kristen Nicole

A rising model who is known as a sex symbol among many men and some women.
Did you get Kristen Nicole's new pics?!
She looks so damn fine!!
Kristen Nicole by hotboyz October 23, 2008

Kristene 

Kristene is a gorgeous girl who always says what pops into her head. she is always down to do something a little crazy but has a very kind heart. she is funny, sweet and caring when it comes to people she really cares about. overall, kristene is one of the best people you will ever meet.
My friend kristene, is wild!
Kristene by ajac April 22, 2017

Kristen Kray 

the absolute kwEEN of all. she is absolutely amazing and you may not disrespect.
kristen kray is so h cool
Kristen Kray by hatmeme May 9, 2019
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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