kremple

Somebody who has a fetish for putting cats heads through things.

I totally pulled a kremple and put my cats head through a piece of bread.

by Jkellin2 March 25, 2013

Old Man Krumpletoots

Legend has it that Old Man Krumpletoots was a Scottish fishmonger and Dandy who was violently crucified by the local townsfolk for cropdusting the farmer's market with heinous haggis bombs. He did not die, however, and became immortal when he prayed to Santa to save him. Now Krumpletoots leaves dead fish under the pillows of good children, and wet farts on the pillows of bad children on Mitmas Night. The greatest gift a child can be given is to be kissed on the bum by the sweet crack of his Mitmas Miracle Whip.

Old Man Krumpletoots left me a dead herring! - child on Mitmas morning

by Throbbing Dingus December 25, 2018

Krampled

Sister of Junior The Forbidden One

Krampled is the big sister (or “ brother”) according to old J

by Veronicccs February 5, 2022

krempl

A super hot last name derived from hungry and austria, people who are cool have this last name

omg krempl is such a cool last name!

by poggingbeast11 April 21, 2021

Krampled

sister of junior The Forbidden One

Krampled is the big sister (or “brother”) of Old J

by Righteousridicule February 4, 2022

Kremlerate

The act of a salesman is told explicitly to fuck off, but is either so dense or self-assured that he/she keeps coming back to try to make a deal. Next step is usually a restraining order.

That fucking Amway salesman keeps do a Kremlerate on me. I told him to burn in hell, but he keeps coming back!

by scosco April 17, 2014

krimple

Wrinkly pimples that ooze juice

My ooze of a Krimple hurts in many ways

by Noodlebutttt18283 May 7, 2018