krimple 

Wrinkly pimples that ooze juice

My ooze of a Krimple hurts in many ways

krimple by Noodlebutttt18283 May 7, 2018

Krimple 

The way OmarWott from I'll do it tomorrow says the word simple but using krill as part of it because shrimple was not enough.

It is a Krimple as that.

I can do it so Krimply

Krimple by OmarWott July 6, 2025

Krimpet Bootleg 

The best pop singer of our time.

Krimpet Bootleg is an icon

Krimpet Bootleg by bussyslayer February 23, 2023

Donkey Raping Dick Krippler 

Usally a back woods redneck with no teeth who enjoys raping donkeys, after the donkey gets raped it kicks the farmer redneck in the penis krippling it.

donkey raping dick krippler donkey

Donkey Raping Dick Krippler by ferrari360 February 20, 2010

kremple

Somebody who has a fetish for putting cats heads through things.

I totally pulled a kremple and put my cats head through a piece of bread.

kremple by Jkellin2 March 25, 2013

Old Man Krumpletoots 

Legend has it that Old Man Krumpletoots was a Scottish fishmonger and Dandy who was violently crucified by the local townsfolk for cropdusting the farmer's market with heinous haggis bombs. He did not die, however, and became immortal when he prayed to Santa to save him. Now Krumpletoots leaves dead fish under the pillows of good children, and wet farts on the pillows of bad children on Mitmas Night. The greatest gift a child can be given is to be kissed on the bum by the sweet crack of his Mitmas Miracle Whip.

Old Man Krumpletoots left me a dead herring! - child on Mitmas morning

Old Man Krumpletoots by Throbbing Dingus December 25, 2018

Krampled 

Sister of Junior The Forbidden One

Krampled is the big sister (or “ brother”) according to old J

Krampled by Veronicccs February 5, 2022