Wrinkly

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A cute old person

Jamal: damn that is one cute old lady

DeSean: yeah ive seen that wrinkly around

Wrinkly by yolanda440 April 2, 2011

Words you can keep

wrinkly

An elderly person.
An old croc face.
An old fart.
An old aged pensioner.

I was was taking a walk on Budleigh salterton beach the other day and an old WRINKLY stepped out from a beach hut.
He was bollock naked.

wrinkly by Lowdown November 16, 2004

Wrinkly

Clothes sitting in the laundry basket not getting folded...

Putting clean clothes in the laundry basket and not folding them...The clothes are getting WRINKLY...

Wrinkly by RockHaulr October 3, 2012

Wrinkly sexual dirty talk

What elderly people discuss when proceeding with sexual activities between each other; eg, two partners or a group of wrinklies.

She spoke dirty to me the other night when we were having sexual intercourse, it was really wrinkly sexual dirty talk!

Me: Beryl, talk dirty to me whilst I penetrative you!

Beryl: Albert, I've shit the bed!

Wrinkly sexual dirty talk by Katie_Hill June 23, 2014

wrinkly sneak

Old man seduces younger girl. Uses his experience to get laid.

That old man is giving that young co-ed the wrinkly sneak.

wrinkly sneak by jammrock April 13, 2010

Wrinkly Penny

Another word for asshole.

Ew, she is such a whore. She ALWAYS takes it in her wrinkly penny!

Wrinkly Penny by CML24 July 15, 2010

wrinkly lettuce

Large labia with that resembles a lettuce leaf

Bob refused to go down on jean because she had a fanny like a wrinkly lettuce.

wrinkly lettuce by BlumpkinPro2008 October 1, 2017

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026