A very immature child, who does not understand anything more complex than the word "bob" and is unable to keep his mouth shut. Kempey will never change the subject without the force of 120 busses making him. Kempey also often addresses his pets as if they were his sex partners.

lol, kempey is such a tard.

shut the fuck up kempey!

kempey, go kill yourself.

kempey by Brandon Foltz August 2, 2006

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kemsley

A town full of inbred chavs from the isle of sheppy, thinking they are going up in the world by living in newly built houses on a marsh with fresh shit smelling air surrounding them.

Chav Kemsley bird... "see me topless in Nuts magazine, I'm such a pikey but i have nice tits!"

kemsley by Maxmillion November 12, 2008

Kempsey

Kempsey is a village in Worcester.
Kempsey is from ‘kempsy eye’ and the ‘kempsy’ island.
Home town to people like G0LDMAN and mc burfz.

Kempsey is worth around £7.50
Kempsey is located in Worcester which is apparently one of the safest cities in England!
Post code: WR5

Friend: yo where you from g
You: oh, kempsey enit

Friend: we need to link
You: yeah bet

Kempsey by Kempsey ends December 10, 2019

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Eddison Kemple

famous clown from SUMMONING CLOWN MARIO AT 3AM GONE VIOLENT | A horrible arcade craniacs parody

.so hot.

i was watching SUMMONING CLOWN MARIO AT 3AM GONE VIOLENT | A horrible arcade craniacs parody
and i saw Eddison Kemple he's so hot!!

Eddison Kemple by daddy salty July 16, 2021

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Kempsey

A village in Worcestershire, England full of druggies and chavs.
Everyone between the ages of 13 and 21 are either druggies, or drug dealers.

Person 1: where we linkin
Person 2: wb kempsey g
Person 1: nah that place is full of druggies bruv

Kempsey by johncheffer August 14, 2021

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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