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Look at that Kempley. He sure can shuck some corn
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a complete shit hole town full of druggies. by the age of 16 you’re either a school dropout or preggaz, or both.
“kempsey is fucked cunt
kempsey by dazza frasionold September 26, 2019
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A very immature child, who does not understand anything more complex than the word "bob" and is unable to keep his mouth shut. Kempey will never change the subject without the force of 120 busses making him. Kempey also often addresses his pets as if they were his sex partners.
lol, kempey is such a tard.

shut the fuck up kempey!

kempey, go kill yourself.
kempey by Brandon Foltz August 2, 2006
A town full of inbred chavs from the isle of sheppy, thinking they are going up in the world by living in newly built houses on a marsh with fresh shit smelling air surrounding them.
Chav Kemsley bird... "see me topless in Nuts magazine, I'm such a pikey but i have nice tits!"
kemsley by Maxmillion November 12, 2008
Kempsey is a village in Worcester.
Kempsey is from ‘kempsy eye’ and the ‘kempsy’ island.
Home town to people like G0LDMAN and mc burfz.

Kempsey is worth around £7.50
Kempsey is located in Worcester which is apparently one of the safest cities in England!
Post code: WR5
Friend: yo where you from g
You: oh, kempsey enit

Friend: we need to link
You: yeah bet
Kempsey by Kempsey ends December 10, 2019

Eddison Kemple 

famous clown from SUMMONING CLOWN MARIO AT 3AM GONE VIOLENT | A horrible arcade craniacs parody

.so hot.
i was watching SUMMONING CLOWN MARIO AT 3AM GONE VIOLENT | A horrible arcade craniacs parody
and i saw Eddison Kemple he's so hot!!
Eddison Kemple by daddy salty July 16, 2021
A village in Worcestershire, England full of druggies and chavs.
Everyone between the ages of 13 and 21 are either druggies, or drug dealers.
Person 1: where we linkin
Person 2: wb kempsey g
Person 1: nah that place is full of druggies bruv
Kempsey by johncheffer August 14, 2021
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