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Kremlinology 

The art of observing, deducing and guessing what is really happening within a secretive organization. (So called from the Kremlin, headquarters of the top government leaders in the Communist era Soviet Union.)
In the article, the Times applied a little Kremlinology to investigate why Windows Vista had gone so horribly wrong.
Kremlinology by Otaku Rea June 19, 2008

Kremlin's Law 

Inspired by Godwin's Law. But instead of calling someone Hitler or a Nazi, calling someone a Russian bot or a Russian asset.
"Your candidate is corrupt!"
"WHAT? Only a Russian bot would say that!"
"Way to use Kremlin's Law when you have no argument."
Kremlin's Law by The Runs March 5, 2020

Kremlin Gremlin 

Trump’s affectionate nickname for Putin, that little gnome who causes so many people to mysteriously disappear.
She was living in Moscow until the Kremlin Gremlin spread his fairy dust.
A unit of time and energy, love and affection that you have to give yourself and others in your life. Everyone needs a certain amount to be happy and content and everyone has a finite amount to give to others. Some need more than others and some have more to give than others.

Coined by sex educator, author, and podcaster, Kidder Kaper on the Sex is Fun show to help make people aware that non-monogamy requires you to understand how much time, energy, love and affection you have to give to each new relationship you start.
I've got just enough kreplits left to give you a back massage before bed.

If you have another child you won't reduce how much you love your existing children, but you will, by the very nature of time and energy, reduce the amount of kreplits you can give your other kids.

Love may have no bounds, but kreplits are always in limited supply.

To be successfully polyamorous, you need a lot of kreplits to keep everyone of your relationships healthy and happy.
Kreplit by Kidder Kaper August 3, 2010

Kremlins 

One of several fan made names for Kim Dracula fans that comes from the movie Gremlins.
Kim Dracula fans are Kremlins.
Kremlins by LXXLoveRoulette July 24, 2023
A walled fortified area of Moscow, in russia. The Kremlin has traditionaly held the bulk of the russian governmant in addition to administrative buildings it also contains many beutiful churches and has been home to the russian tzars, stalin, and more recently Vladimir Putin.

The Kremlin is not one single buildings it is a complex of buildings.
The Kremlin is a symbol of times gone by when kings ruled and Russia was a world power.
kremlin by Xiophillio April 12, 2009
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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