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Kvampled
Juniors big sister (or often referred to as “brother”)
Known as “kap, kappi , krappy , Kat , kathy , kramp stamp , krampled, etc”
A bit unhinged but seemingly normal in comparison to her baby brother J
junior rarely mentions his sisters as his OVERLY HUGE EGO causes him to see himself as truly individual with no equal or relatives.
Kap loves Tupac and previously dated Jonah hill
Known as “kap, kappi , krappy , Kat , kathy , kramp stamp , krampled, etc”
A bit unhinged but seemingly normal in comparison to her baby brother J
junior rarely mentions his sisters as his OVERLY HUGE EGO causes him to see himself as truly individual with no equal or relatives.
Kap loves Tupac and previously dated Jonah hill
Kvampled is a nuisance” -Junior Grimes, probably
Kvampled isn’t even my name!!” -kvampled
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EXAMPLE:
I think kvampled resembles a dog and someone needs to put her back on a leash
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Junior doesn’t need kvampled unless some girls are giving him trouble which is when he always come back crying for her help, lol it’s pathetic really
Kvampled isn’t even my name!!” -kvampled
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EXAMPLE:
I think kvampled resembles a dog and someone needs to put her back on a leash
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Junior doesn’t need kvampled unless some girls are giving him trouble which is when he always come back crying for her help, lol it’s pathetic really
Kvampled by Unknown marsupial December 13, 2021
Related Words
Krampled • krample • Krampe • krapple • krimple • Krumples • kampleitner • krampfen • kremple • Krumplesthe2nd
krampfen
A german termonology meaning over average density, often used about people who are fat without them understaning you are talking about their weight.
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Old Man Krumpletoots
Legend has it that Old Man Krumpletoots was a Scottish fishmonger and Dandy who was violently crucified by the local townsfolk for cropdusting the farmer's market with heinous haggis bombs. He did not die, however, and became immortal when he prayed to Santa to save him. Now Krumpletoots leaves dead fish under the pillows of good children, and wet farts on the pillows of bad children on Mitmas Night. The greatest gift a child can be given is to be kissed on the bum by the sweet crack of his Mitmas Miracle Whip.
Old Man Krumpletoots by Throbbing Dingus December 25, 2018
Krampled
Krampled by Veronicccs February 5, 2022
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