Juniors big sister (or often referred to as “brother”)

Known as “kap, kappi , krappy , Kat , kathy , kramp stamp , krampled, etc”

A bit unhinged but seemingly normal in comparison to her baby brother J

junior rarely mentions his sisters as his OVERLY HUGE EGO causes him to see himself as truly individual with no equal or relatives.

Kap loves Tupac and previously dated Jonah hill

Kvampled is a nuisance” -Junior Grimes, probably

Kvampled isn’t even my name!!” -kvampled

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EXAMPLE:

I think kvampled resembles a dog and someone needs to put her back on a leash

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Junior doesn’t need kvampled unless some girls are giving him trouble which is when he always come back crying for her help, lol it’s pathetic really

Kvampled by Unknown marsupial December 13, 2021

Related Words

Krampled • krample • Krampe • krapple • krimple • Krumples • kampleitner • krampfen • kremple • Krumplesthe2nd

krampfen

A german termonology meaning over average density, often used about people who are fat without them understaning you are talking about their weight.

Wow, that girl was kind of cute, but a bit krampfen. I would not hit that.

krampfen by superduperawesometeam!! January 19, 2011

kremple

Somebody who has a fetish for putting cats heads through things.

I totally pulled a kremple and put my cats head through a piece of bread.

kremple by Jkellin2 March 25, 2013

Old Man Krumpletoots

Legend has it that Old Man Krumpletoots was a Scottish fishmonger and Dandy who was violently crucified by the local townsfolk for cropdusting the farmer's market with heinous haggis bombs. He did not die, however, and became immortal when he prayed to Santa to save him. Now Krumpletoots leaves dead fish under the pillows of good children, and wet farts on the pillows of bad children on Mitmas Night. The greatest gift a child can be given is to be kissed on the bum by the sweet crack of his Mitmas Miracle Whip.

Old Man Krumpletoots left me a dead herring! - child on Mitmas morning

Old Man Krumpletoots by Throbbing Dingus December 25, 2018

Krampled

Sister of Junior The Forbidden One

Krampled is the big sister (or “ brother”) according to old J

Krampled by Veronicccs February 5, 2022

krapple

coolest dude. ever. hey jude

Whoa! Krapple is so cool!

krapple by edward March 21, 2005

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026