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Krumples by MyNameisKal August 12, 2011
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Old Man Krumpletoots
Legend has it that Old Man Krumpletoots was a Scottish fishmonger and Dandy who was violently crucified by the local townsfolk for cropdusting the farmer's market with heinous haggis bombs. He did not die, however, and became immortal when he prayed to Santa to save him. Now Krumpletoots leaves dead fish under the pillows of good children, and wet farts on the pillows of bad children on Mitmas Night. The greatest gift a child can be given is to be kissed on the bum by the sweet crack of his Mitmas Miracle Whip.
Old Man Krumpletoots by Throbbing Dingus December 25, 2018
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Krumplesthe2nd
A veritable God on the virtual battlefield. A master of shooters and breadwinner of Super Smash Brothers Brawl.
Guy 1: Shit, you played against THE Krumplesthe2nd? You must have balls of steel to go against him.
Guy 2: He was too damn good. He should be nerfed for being so bad-ass.
Guy 2: He was too damn good. He should be nerfed for being so bad-ass.
Krumplesthe2nd by Reinhart wampa slayer October 21, 2012
Shackteâu
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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