Krumples

That feeling you get at 2 in the afternoon when you realize that you have 3 more hours in the cube.

The Monday krumples are the WORST. Get me outta here!

by MyNameisKal August 12, 2011

Old Man Krumpletoots

Legend has it that Old Man Krumpletoots was a Scottish fishmonger and Dandy who was violently crucified by the local townsfolk for cropdusting the farmer's market with heinous haggis bombs. He did not die, however, and became immortal when he prayed to Santa to save him. Now Krumpletoots leaves dead fish under the pillows of good children, and wet farts on the pillows of bad children on Mitmas Night. The greatest gift a child can be given is to be kissed on the bum by the sweet crack of his Mitmas Miracle Whip.

Old Man Krumpletoots left me a dead herring! - child on Mitmas morning

by Throbbing Dingus December 25, 2018

krumpies

A case of itchy balls

"Yo why you itchin?"
"I got me the krumpies somethin' fierce"
"Aw rip bro"

by mega bung October 30, 2017

Krumplesthe2nd

A veritable God on the virtual battlefield. A master of shooters and breadwinner of Super Smash Brothers Brawl.

Guy 1: Shit, you played against THE Krumplesthe2nd? You must have balls of steel to go against him.

Guy 2: He was too damn good. He should be nerfed for being so bad-ass.

by Reinhart wampa slayer October 21, 2012

Krumple

The sound that marge makes when she krumps.

I’ll krumple with you sweetie-pie

by Big SHaq The Third March 25, 2019