edward's definitions

crunchie

A female although brunette displays frequent bursts of typical blonde behaviour. Thus arises then comparison with the colour structure of a crunchie bar - brown outside and blonde within.

Jo - a brown haired girl - received a message from her mother telling her not to ring because she was under the dryer. On awakening to find this message, Jo promptly headed to the laundry where she observed that her mother was not under the clothes dryer, but at the hair dresser.

This is an example of a brunette displaying blonde behavioural characteristics.

by Edward August 16, 2003

ass table

The flat area on a human's body formed by the lower back and ass.

"A gap will be formed if there is a 90 degree angle between the body and the ass table"

by Edward July 9, 2004

confuckdercated

it comes from the word confussed and fucked its really just being confused and a bit fucked up

damn this life it has me all confuckdercated

by edward July 19, 2004

jigado

cool a replacement for any word it means what ever u want it to be

thats jigado means thats funny cool or stupid

by edward August 29, 2004

krapple

coolest dude. ever. hey jude

Whoa! Krapple is so cool!

by edward March 21, 2005

gaggle

Meaning "a lot of" or "many"

There was a gaggle of hoes wlaking down the street.

by Edward May 13, 2005

frakke

The king of all awsomeness, everyone should worship him and give him their stuff.

Yo that guy is Frakke, lets go give him a PSP.

by Edward April 4, 2005