kqrma

Kqrma, or karma
(or grandma)

One of the greatest humans to exist on this planet we call earth. He will go out of their way to make sure the ones she loves are alright. She gives absolutely wonderful advice and is amazing at comforting others. They come to mind when you think of the word, "kind". Also very aesthetic, looks just like Marceline from Adventure Time, even his mc room is super cool. She's also a REALLY good singer, voice of an angelll. Can and will be a badass when needed though.

Person one: "yaknow what they say, kqrma is a-"
Person two(me): "KQRMA IS NOT."

kqrma by Wizard wazzy August 9, 2022

karmacinoma 

A cancer of the soul caused by a douchebag insane enough to spread bullshit news of illness and death about their loves ones; in order to pathetically evoke the sympathy of others.

Hey man, did you hear Jenkins has Karmacinoma, his dead sister came back to life.

karmacinoma by Tambell September 17, 2018

Jebediah Kerman 

Jebediah Kerman is the centerpiece of the religion known as 'Kerbalism.'

Josh: heil jebediah kerman
Clyde: amen

Jebediah Kerman by I. Hate. Life. November 2, 2020

Karma Music 

When the thot who left you for the worst snake in the grass work out how their relationship was formed on triangulation, deceit, attention, spite and narcissism and they confess they need to sleep beside a person they don't love - for the rest of their lives til death do they part - that's Karma Music to all of my senses. Wait until the good looks have faded and watch them tear themselves apart. 2 superficial mutts have wasted their lives with someone they despise.

When I hear of how Slagley and Bradford hate each others guts, it is Karma music to my ears. It s always good for a chuckle.

Karma Music by ratsbackside December 9, 2019

Karma Akabane 

The crazy yet lovable bastard found in Class 3-E from the anime "Assassination Classroom". He is absurdly intelligent and confident, especially for his age, and is very found of starting fights.

Karma Akabane is such a sadistic little shit.

Karma Akabane by Nay Thee'eth November 26, 2018

karma con 

This describes the misuse and perversion of Hindu and Asian religious precepts to manipulate, pose or bilk others.

GAAAWD, Swami Joe is teaching his karma con class again! Heavenly bliss for $100 cash!

karma con by I, Wreckerrr December 10, 2016

Karma made me do it! 

A phrase to be used whenever a high-powered excuse is needed for one's own questionable, regrettable or just plain dumb-ass behaviours or decisions.

Its use indicates the speaker fervently hopes for gentle absolution (translating in their mind as more chances to repeat the same dumb behaviour), whilst revealing him/herself either as a good-humoured rogue at best, or at worst a pretentious, haughty seeker of camouflage for impulsive, greedy, self-centred, weak-willed and purely selfish behaviours.

Woman : "I can't believe you've been fucking Julia again! How many times do I have to tell you never to go near another woman! We're married, got it??"

Man: "Wait, wait! Karma made me do it! It wasn't my decision, please forgive me! My swami says I've been cheated-on hundreds of times in my previous lives. The Universe demands balance. That fling with Julia is just The Universe harmonising itself!"

Woman: "Sure ain't no harmony here, you pathetic shit. Get the fuck outta my sight, we're getting divorced.".

Karma made me do it! by The Sage Of Suave February 27, 2014