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definitely not the person who posted this definition
"wow! Did you see what kostok posted in #general?"
"yeah man, thats some funny shit!"
"yeah robtop should rate all of his levels epic!"
kostok by anonymous September 4, 2021
Words you can keep
kosmokh is a persian word. a guy who is as dumb as shit. but he thinks that he's a fucking genius. you can only find poop instead of brain in his head.
Ebi Shahla is the greatest kosmokh ever.
kosmokh by mdik August 19, 2018
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Kotoko Utsugi 

Kotoko Utsugi is a long pink-haired girl from Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra
Despair Girls, who loves peeled chestnuts and hates unpeeled chestnuts. She plays the fighter role in the Warriors of Hope and loves girly things. She hates the word "Gentle" and her Li'l Ultimate is Drama.
Don't ever say the word "Gentle" to Kotoko Utsugi..
Kotoko Utsugi by ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ October 17, 2020

kosokoso 

Typically means nonsense in Kamba language of Kenya in East Africa.
Nic: I need to buy a bicycle
Babu: kosokoso, why buy a bicycle. Buy a car.
kosokoso by Sangalala May 25, 2017

Kosokhteen Omak 

A combination of Kosomak, Kosomeenak, and Kosokhtak. It translates roughly to 'All your sisters' mother's vagina'.
Used by select proudly vulgar Egyptians in situations of extreme anger and distress
Fat guy at League of Legends Cafe lost promos : KOSOKHTEEN OMAK
*his plastic chair snaps*
Kosokhteen Omak by TradeMarkZee June 18, 2018

Kustok’d 

Wife of 25 years sleeps with you then tells you she is gay and leaves you.

Abandoned
I’m Kustoking you. You just got so Kustok’d.

Sorry here we are…sorry for the Kustok.

Kustok’d is the act of abandoning your family to change one’s orientation from left field.
Kustok’d by Been Kustok’d October 7, 2021
Eric Koston, professional skateboarder, of Thai descent. Thrasher magazines Skate Of The Year (SOTY) in 1996. X-Games Gold Medalist. Inventor of the krooked grind (formerly known as the "k-grind")
Koston is my favourite skater!
Koston by Justin. P December 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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