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Koston
Koston is in love with music and any chance he get he’ll play his favorite song he’s not so much of a smooth talker when it come to the ladies but he’s very cute and 99.99% of the time has a six pack he has dark brown eyes and any chance he gets to compliment you he’ll take he’s very good in bed and acts dumb but is very smart he loves his family and his friends his biggest trait is loyalty and if you get him keep him and if you become distant he’ll randomly check up on you
Koston always has his headphones in
Koston by JoshGreen1998 October 18, 2019
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Koston
A very hot man. Koston has a cute smile, and an epik haircut. Koston is an A+ snuggler, and a very huggable person. He is a very funny man, and very kind. He is very smart, and trustworthy. He is very hot, and cute. Koston has good music taste. He is an amazing family member/friend/bf and If you know a koston, you feel very lucky to have him in you're life.
Koston by Isabel_Simp January 26, 2023
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Kowton
*inhaling large quantities of combusted cannabis in the corner at a FWD>> night*
Man #1: Ow me lung!
Man #2: Don't Kowton yourself, mate.
Man #1: Ow me lung!
Man #2: Don't Kowton yourself, mate.
Kowton by OfficialBenUFO May 21, 2016
Kowton
Kowton was a ledgendary Drum & Bass MC from way back in the day from Grasmere in the Lake District, man was spitting bars to the new DJ Hazard tunes every week, man was smoking me out, man was in the back of the car in the quarry ALWAYS! Where is Kowton now? He was top of the game in Grasmere. He almost had it all! I wouldn't be suprised if man collapsed a lung the way he was smoking. He smoked us out so many times in those early jump up quarry raves! Kowton is simply urban legend to the kids these days but the old school know the score, we will always remember Kowton.
Father: Ahhhh... my son here have a listen to this old Kowton tape pack I found...
*Father inserts tape and presses the play button*
Son: What is this rubbish?
Father: This is Kowton, a legend of the Grasmere Old School quarry raves.
Son: Who? What? It's too fast please! Just turn it off! Please let me listen to Mall Grab p-please!!
*Father cranks up the volume a few notches*
Son: Please Father!! I just want to listen to the new Lobster Theremin!!
*Father cranks up the volume dial to the max*
Father: One day you will look back on this and thank me... NOW SHUT YOUR TRAP AND LISTEN TO KOWTON!
*Father inserts tape and presses the play button*
Son: What is this rubbish?
Father: This is Kowton, a legend of the Grasmere Old School quarry raves.
Son: Who? What? It's too fast please! Just turn it off! Please let me listen to Mall Grab p-please!!
*Father cranks up the volume a few notches*
Son: Please Father!! I just want to listen to the new Lobster Theremin!!
*Father cranks up the volume dial to the max*
Father: One day you will look back on this and thank me... NOW SHUT YOUR TRAP AND LISTEN TO KOWTON!
Kowton by GrasmereNproud1988 May 30, 2016
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