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kosmokh is a persian word. a guy who is as dumb as shit. but he thinks that he's a fucking genius. you can only find poop instead of brain in his head.
Ebi Shahla is the greatest kosmokh ever.
kosmokh by mdik August 19, 2018
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Kosokhteen Omak 

A combination of Kosomak, Kosomeenak, and Kosokhtak. It translates roughly to 'All your sisters' mother's vagina'.
Used by select proudly vulgar Egyptians in situations of extreme anger and distress
Fat guy at League of Legends Cafe lost promos : KOSOKHTEEN OMAK
*his plastic chair snaps*
Kosokhteen Omak by TradeMarkZee June 18, 2018

Kosmophis 

When your foreskins grows after being circumcised.
After being circumcised Noah’s foreskin grew back and it was discovered that Noah had Kosmophis
Kosmophis by analplug January 18, 2020
(noun, adj, Persian, rather vulgar)
Kosmikh is usaully a person who's completely stupid and sometimes tedious. A kosmikh guy does nothing but dumb things and doesn't understand that he's such an idiot.
This word is also said to somebody does something very very stupid and then looks at you like he knows something and you don't!
merXad: hey jende, let's play it doggy!
Bitch: doggy you mean missionary, oh my love, come over me...
merXad: You fucking kosmikh cunt!
Kosmikh by BrainX December 30, 2008

kosmokaze 

a spacecraft pilot attempting to purposely crash into the moon to end mankind
In the 2020's the hijackers will be known as kosmokazes
kosmokaze by hgWhiz March 8, 2008

KosmoKitten

Kirby pfp and one of my friends.

Honestly i just wrote this to test out urban dictionary
Can i kosmokitten for a cup of tea
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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