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An old test used for studying; this lingo is used exclusive at Virginia Tech.
Student 1: Are you worried about the big test?
Student 2: Nah, I used a koofer to study...
koofer by T. S. Hogdahl II September 18, 2006
Words you can keep
A Koofer is someone who kicks a pidgeon. A Koof on the other hand is the noise a pidgeon makes when it is kicked, usually by a Koofer, HARD.
Koof! I the Koofer just Koofed the Koof outta that Koof machine!
Koofer by CompareTheMeerkatz July 24, 2009
Related Words
koofer Kooper113 Kooper Kooter Koomer koobere kooger kooker kooner koonery

koofer(s) 

The unbalanced professional act of eating a girl out while she is taking a poop.
Landon's addiction to koofer(s) began at a young age when his handicapped classmate dragged him into the bathroom.
koofer(s) by commodoresmokey September 29, 2010

Koolerifix

Off the hook, outstanding, pretty not so bad, pristine,
highest level of compliment.
Yo son, those J'z are koolerifix!
After the club I went back to my crib with shorty,
she gave me that becky. Dam Son! Koolerifix!
Koolerifix by MW9 August 23, 2010
When your exhaust (insert any other car mod or apply to anything that your significant other finds annoying and makes you get rid of as a result) is too loud for your wife and she demands that you remove that thing or else...
"Wife won, exhaust gone. I got koosered"
Koosered by P!GPEN February 21, 2013
Koomer. Latin for "cums a lot". Usually referring to someone who masturbates excessively.
1. Erik is such a Koomer.

2. He keeps jacking off nonstop.
Koomer by Koombayuh March 8, 2021
A family name from Hungarian decent. Strong-willled and outdoorsy. Anyone from this family may be closed off at first, but they grow on you over time. A Kotfer is extremely beautiful or handsome.
Look at that muscular Kotfer boy, he is so hot.
Kotfer by Asidil January 3, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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