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muffin kooter 

a huge chubby vagina.
I bet that girl has a huge muffin kooter cause she fat and ugleh.
muffin kooter by Barat March 30, 2008

kooter farm 

A social occasion made up of mostly females.
Opposite of sausage fest
kooter farm by Jappix August 24, 2011
Kooter is a slang word made up by Evil Odin and Pissing Razorz to define a pussy or Vaginal orrifice
"Pardon me Miss, do yo shave your Kooter?"
Kooter by Xekonaphim September 17, 2003

Kooter-karma 

The indefinable mystic system of justice that allows guys to get with girls way out of their league. Usually gained from faithful acts towards ungrateful girlfriends.
I spent three years with that girl and she treated me like crap. I'm due some kooter-karma.
Kooter-karma by Tucker Blue July 24, 2009
The female sex organ. Can also be spelled with a c. "Cooter."
Wow, my kooter is on fire!
Man, her kooter smells!
I have to go to the doctor to have my kooter looked at.
I have an infection in my kooter.
Kooter by Goldielocks239 May 6, 2009

kooter cake 

When the woman has a bulge in her pants front ass that hangs out as much as her tits.
"Yo Mamma Has A Huge Kooter Cake"
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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