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Kojack Moment 

A moment when one is craving to smoke a cigarette.
Referring to a Kodak Moment when a nice picture is taken and a moment is took to appreciate the picture.
person 1: Ey mayne im bored and stressed.
Person 2: Nigga its a kojack moment!
Kojack Moment by Saeid March 29, 2008
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Kojaking 

The art of parking your car directly outside the building you wish to enter.
That was nicley kojaked.
you are very good at kojaking
Kojaking by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006
To drive straight into a parking space, improbably available right outside the place you were headed, even though this is normally totally impossible to do.

The 70s television detective Kojak routinely did this in every episode, parking in front of the courthouse, the police station, the trendiest nightclub in town...anywhere.
I went shopping last night and was expecting a lot of trouble parking, but I found a space right in front of the shop. I kojaked!
kojak by Tony and Cherie Blair July 20, 2006

kojacked 

Kojacked is a verb in the past tense, meaning to have purchased something at a higher value than it is really worth.
I just bought some buds and didn't realize I had been kojacked until I got home.
kojacked by PimpMax June 22, 2009

kojak with a kodak 

a police officer in a patrol car with a radar gun.

trucker CB lingo.
Breaker breaker, we got a kojak with a kodak out here at mile marker 171.

10-4, good buddy.
To be physically assaulted at any given urban Kroger supermarket.
Yo, I was just taking my groceries out to the car at the store down on Moreland Ave and a couple of thugs came out of nowhere and Krojacked me!
Krojack by jkingfish January 15, 2015
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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