Krojack

To be physically assaulted at any given urban Kroger supermarket.

Yo, I was just taking my groceries out to the car at the store down on Moreland Ave and a couple of thugs came out of nowhere and Krojacked me!

by jkingfish January 15, 2015

kojacked

Kojacked is a verb in the past tense, meaning to have purchased something at a higher value than it is really worth.

I just bought some buds and didn't realize I had been kojacked until I got home.

by PimpMax June 22, 2009

Kojack Moment

A moment when one is craving to smoke a cigarette.
Referring to a Kodak Moment when a nice picture is taken and a moment is took to appreciate the picture.

person 1: Ey mayne im bored and stressed.
Person 2: Nigga its a kojack moment!

by Saeid March 29, 2008

Kojacking

noun. The act of shaving off all hair on the head, similarly to the TV character Kojak, to conceal male pattern baldness.

"He was starting to lose hair, so he had himself a Kojacking."

"Kojacking; the new comb-over"

by Forsyth Blythe-Smythe I April 19, 2014

kojackulation

The rapid expulsion of hair follicles from the male head to the extent of complete baldness.

I don't know man, look at all these guys gettin' their heads shaved and i'm over here suffering from kojackulation since i'm twenty, ain't even got eyebrows. Ya you laugh one of these days--POP you'll kojackulate then i want ya to laugh.

by Isack Sack January 8, 2009

kojack

An undercover cop usually for drugs or speeders on the highway

The kojack arrested the drug dealer.

by Drug dealer October 30, 2013

Kojacking

Parking your vehicle directly outside the door of the building you wish to enter

That's a nice kojack
He's really good at kojacking

by Jessica1001 February 7, 2015