Kojacking

noun. The act of shaving off all hair on the head, similarly to the TV character Kojak, to conceal male pattern baldness.

"He was starting to lose hair, so he had himself a Kojacking."

"Kojacking; the new comb-over"

Kojacking by Forsyth Blythe-Smythe I April 19, 2014

Kojacking

Parking your vehicle directly outside the door of the building you wish to enter

That's a nice kojack
He's really good at kojacking

Kojacking by Jessica1001 February 7, 2015

Kojaking 

The art of parking your car directly outside the building you wish to enter.

That was nicley kojaked.
you are very good at kojaking

Kojaking by Dr. Poppenstein April 26, 2006

Knacking 

it is the act of grinding the opposite sex .
for upmost pleasure and excitement.

Person 1: Guy what are you going to do to your girl in Destroy Dick December
Person 2: I'm going to be Knacking her

Knacking by da hype November 5, 2018

Whappy Knacking  

When your masterbating with no porn and it takes like 20 minutes to get off and you keep switching hands because your forearms are burning.

"I was so bored, that I decided to start Whappy Knacking on my couch."

Whappy Knacking by Slappy Fack November 30, 2006

Knacking 

Term used to describe pain and uncomfort. Chiefly used in Britain, more commonly in the North East of England.

Adolf : "my back is knacking!!"
Joseph : "I hope you get better soon"

Knacking by naziscum November 22, 2009

Kanacking 

When two people go kayaking, while they both ride in the same kayak. Since a kayak is built for one, the second person is required to (1) ride on the other's lap or (2) strattle the other in an attempt to act as a rudder. Kanacking is often used as a male bonding exercise and often produces an extremely awkward feeling among friends.

Yesterday, after an enjoyable lunch, I went kanacking with my boss on the lake.

I plan to kanack with my best friend today, so that I will not have to deal with his shit for the next three weeks.

Kanacking by Hyattistherealghostcow July 28, 2009