An extremely financially selfish grocery store known for overcharging customers who don't have their "plus" card, paying their employees as low as the law allows them to, and providing the lowest quality food/drink products out there.
1. Here at Kroger, if you use your plus card, you will save so much money, you'll be paying as low as the Publix next door!
2. Hey come work at Kroger! Unlike the Publix across the street, we will pay you a solid $5.15 an hour!
3. Come to Kroger where our milk expires 7-10 days before the labeled expiration date!
2. Hey come work at Kroger! Unlike the Publix across the street, we will pay you a solid $5.15 an hour!
3. Come to Kroger where our milk expires 7-10 days before the labeled expiration date!
by Jeph tha 5'9 September 19, 2008
Kroger is a grocery chain headquartered in Cincinnati Ohio. There are stores throughout the southeast and Upper South.
by Marthakay December 12, 2005
Describes poor quality. The word is derived from Kroger Stores. The motto is "Quality Garanteed". It is a sarcasim.
by Andrew Thompson 620 September 01, 2008
(Noun) A quantity or amount of goods, irregardless of weight, that may be contained in a plastic grocery sack. Heard in the Upper South in Dayton, Ohio when a person is recycling the grocery bag to use for another purpose. These bags may or not come from an actual Kroger store.
This term may be used in other areas such as Cincinnati, Lexington, Louisville and Bowling Green Kentucky where the Kroger supermarket chain prevails.
This term may be used in other areas such as Cincinnati, Lexington, Louisville and Bowling Green Kentucky where the Kroger supermarket chain prevails.
"I'm offering a Kroger of kitchen gadgets and knick-knacks to the first person who emails me back with their phone number on Freecycle."
This is similar to two actual Freecycle offers posted in late March, 2007 on Freecycle Dayton.
This is similar to two actual Freecycle offers posted in late March, 2007 on Freecycle Dayton.
by Marthakay March 26, 2007
Ingesting a hit of marijuana in a crouching position, then immediately standing up, arching your back, and forcing blood to your face. Usually results in an amazing head rush and possible blackout.
Pothead 1: "Whats good bro? You wanna go take Krogers behind Stop & Shop?"
Pothead 2: "Yea lemme grab my bowl."
Pothead 2: "Yea lemme grab my bowl."
by Mr.Difter November 06, 2011
A frog that lays human eggs. They live in the east and once the human eggs are born, they eat them. Once they've eaten the human eggs, they turn into a human. You can tell one apart because they have large/disfigured noses. After they've turned into a human, they migrate to the west and start a new life as a human.
"Hey, Bobby, I think Jim is a Kroger!"
"Really? Why?"
"LOOK AT HIS NOSE. IT'S AS HUGE AS KAREN'S EGO!"
"Really? Why?"
"LOOK AT HIS NOSE. IT'S AS HUGE AS KAREN'S EGO!"
by KrogerCatcher November 12, 2019
a forced labor camp in which poor people are forced to complete useless tasks at the beckoning of five bazillion bosses each having they're own stupid idosynchrocies.
by mat April 02, 2003