16 definitions by Dr. Poppenstein

Q:What are you doing. A:Im having a heck.

Q:What are you hecking. A: Mostly dry wheetabix.
by Dr. Poppenstein April 30, 2007
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An animated description of a blow with a blunt object or fist, similarly to describe any sort of impact.
"I reached my hand through the open car window, rapped the seatbelt round the policemans neck and went FUCKO, FUCKO"
by Dr. Poppenstein June 5, 2007
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It is true that anyone can be ganting on something at anytime however the true use of the word is in the context of a description of a highly unatractive female.
"oof shes ganting"

"your ma is ganting"
by Dr. Poppenstein April 11, 2006
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A Local term not found outside the Portobello area of Edinburgh Scotland, meaning the unscrewable bowl of a cannabis pipe screwed through an airtight hole in the centre of a plastic juice bottle cap.

There have been examples of the same principal being employed using an appropreatly sized socket set peice instead of of a traditional bowl.

This alows a stoner to smoke a whole range of homemade devices whith ease and success, compared with the other option which is foil.

The term can also be applied however less acuratly, to describe the mouth peace of a (bong).

"Hey man, wheres the jordie?"
"Cunt, I've dropped the jordie in the (bucket) water".
"This jordie is not air tight".
by Dr. Poppenstein April 11, 2006
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The art of parking your car directly outside the building you wish to enter.
That was nicley kojaked.
you are very good at kojaking
by Dr. Poppenstein April 11, 2006
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This is a description of a situation.
"thats a shanter"- shanter being a term of emapthy concerning
someones extreme misfortune.
"im sorry to hear about that, its a real shanter"

"thats a pure shanter"
by Dr. Poppenstein April 11, 2006
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A Utensil made of brass around 1ft. long with mouthpeace and tapered nossle used for the anal administration of cocain.
Favoured by the brittish royal family in the 18th and 19th century who had servants to blow the cocain through the device.

by Dr. Poppenstein June 10, 2006
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