knowbot

a computer know-it-all that spends every waking hour programming, coding or designing operating systems; a chronic computer geek that finally looks up from his computer to discover that a year has passed and he is wearing the same sweaty underwear

Matt: "Patrick may work at Microsoft but at least he has a life and does other things. On the other hand, there is Sweat Pete. He is a chronic knowbot: his computer chair smells like ass and he is surrounded by hundreds of empty Dorito bags. He never leaves the computer even to piss. Ya, those pop cans are full of you know what.
Dave: "What a fucking loser!"

by Pattio January 14, 2006

knowbody

A type of being who goes through life seeking and obtaining knowledge; A body that contains knowledge. Someone who knows alot of things, but doesn't come off as a "know it all". A knowbody is a supreme type of being. Commonly used phrases like "Nobody cares, nobody loves you, nobody's perfect and nobody did it", can all be viewed quite differently if nobody, is turned into a specific person, a Knowbody. A knowbody cares too much, a knowbody loves you, a knowbody IS in fact perfect-- perfectly imperfect, and knowbody probably DID do it. Brings a whole new positive outlook to the word.

"A knowbody, knows."

"Knowbody cares."

"Knowbody loves you."

"Knowbody is perfect."

"Who are you? "

"I'm just a knowbody, trying to survive in this stereotypical world "

"Knowbody's home."

by ChelseaLayne333 December 11, 2016

knownothing

a knownothing is the complete and total opposite of a know-it-all. the knownothing sustains itself in social circles by pretending to know what they are talking about and backing up their arguments with nonexistent facts, in the hopes that the individual they are dialoging with are less educated than themselves.

when confronted by a know-it-all, there natural enemy, they become belligerent and any air of wise sophistication is abandoned in favor of insults and off-subject commentary.

Cliff Claven, the most popular and relevant knownothing of his time has been quoted saying things like:

"a pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes"

"White Out was invented by the mother of Mike Nesmith of the Monkees"

"The word samba means to rub navels together"

by Colony13 February 9, 2009

Knowboutits

Marijuana, the dutchie, pot, the good shit, the brown shit, stinky, schwaggy, purple, trees, the purple trees, sticky icky, Mary Jane, Maria Juanita, the knows,

Can be used as a verb, noun, adverb, pronoun. It is both singular and plural, and as well can be used interjectionally.

Knowboutits- noun
knowinboutit- verb
been knowinboutit- past tense verb usage
steady knowin- present tense verb usage

Famous: Ehh you Stevie boy; Whatchaknow?
Stevie boy: Got them bout-its, you fittin to know?
Famous: Word, we should knowboutit a bunch and get a bite.
Lil baby P top: Word, a bite!
Donny : I just drank a cup of bong water. FUCK PRICE!
Tall Dude: Damn these are some good knowboutits!
Uma: Have you guys seen my laptop?

by Whatchaknowboutit July 27, 2010

knowitall knownothing

A person who acts like they know it all but prove they know nothing.

I paid attention to what they were saying, until i realized he was a knowitall knownothing. Then i told him to shut up.

by GrabControl May 9, 2015

knowbut

knowbut~ when u know something and u're trying to type it to someone because u want them to know that u know it but ur fingers dont type it right and misspell it and it makes u look stupid instead of smart ~ knowbut. someone i know typed this word and it was cute and they joked that it might already have been here... it wasn't. u're welcome.

'oh wow, im a knowbut.' yep that's how u use it. u may only use this term once u have clearly made urself look stupid by misspelling something whilst attempting and failing to look smart/like u know something. ure welcome.

by miknooget July 10, 2019