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knownothing 

a knownothing is the complete and total opposite of a know-it-all. the knownothing sustains itself in social circles by pretending to know what they are talking about and backing up their arguments with nonexistent facts, in the hopes that the individual they are dialoging with are less educated than themselves.

when confronted by a know-it-all, there natural enemy, they become belligerent and any air of wise sophistication is abandoned in favor of insults and off-subject commentary.
Cliff Claven, the most popular and relevant knownothing of his time has been quoted saying things like:

"a pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes"

"White Out was invented by the mother of Mike Nesmith of the Monkees"

"The word samba means to rub navels together"
knownothing by Colony13 February 9, 2009
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knowitall knownothing 

A person who acts like they know it all but prove they know nothing.
I paid attention to what they were saying, until i realized he was a knowitall knownothing. Then i told him to shut up.

know nothing know it all 

A person who knows nothing about most topics they chime in on in conversation. This person will be 16 years old with zero experience about farming and tell a farmer about crop rotation. This person will tell a European car technician what's wrong with their car, refuse to pay diagnosis, because they used to work at Chevy in the 80s, and then bitches when the car isn't fixed.

Rather than listening and increasing their knowledge they insist to run their mouth to the point where everybody is annoyed.
Tim actually gave advice to Matt Damon about how to play Jason Bourne better? What a fucking know nothing know it all.

You don’t know nothing bout this 

A phrase used by older people when a younger person shows admiration for something from said old persons era. Commonly used in jest
Grandson: *puts on ray Charles*
Grandmother: oh baby You don’t know nothing bout this!

you know nothing john snow

this phrase was derived from tv serial game of thrones , addressed to john snow by two female characters of the serial in a state in which john acted reasonably.
A person who misses a bang bang opportunity acting like a wise ass.
A smart ass treating like a guy from 70's
having refused my girlfriend's tempting request for spending the night in bed with her, she just said you know nothing john snow.

Know-Nothing Conservative 

An American conservative who bases his or her political stance almost entirely on party-generated talking points, and becomes angry, insulting, or panicked when presented with verifiable fact.
Know-Nothing Conservatives: followers/fans of Sarah Palin, Ann Coulter, Glenn Beck

know-nothing 

one who hasn't a clue about anything whatsoever
Edgars: We don't have a pro-shop, sir.

Captain Murphy: Who knows better, me or a know-nothing like you who knows nothing?!
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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