Definitions by Pattio

WAD

acronym for "what a disgrace"...kinda says it all!

When a person doesn't live a tip after good service, I say: WAD (What A Disgrace!).

When you don't leave the big piece 'o chicken for your guest, I say WAD (What a Disgrace!).

When I see men wearing short, stained, T-Shirts with big beer guts sticking out...What do I say? WAD...What a disgrace!

WAD by pattio November 16, 2010

google unearth 

When you use google earth to covertly find out where potential matches live that you have met on internet dating sites. You look on their street, check out their house and sometimes even see what car they drive. THEN, you make the decision whether or not you want to meet them.

After I 'google unearthed' him, I found out that he lived in the 'ghetto'! OMFG, I don't want to meet him now! OR Wow, you should have seen the place I 'google unearthed' today. He's a definite 'YESSSSSSS'

google unearth by Pattio November 15, 2010

shitzvah 

Having a satisfying bowel movement..a celebration of sorts ...kinda like the 'bar mitzvah' of bowel movements

Normally I have a good dump but today's was 'spectacular'...a veritable shitzvah

shitzvah by Pattio February 29, 2008

knowbot 

a computer know-it-all that spends every waking hour programming, coding or designing operating systems; a chronic computer geek that finally looks up from his computer to discover that a year has passed and he is wearing the same sweaty underwear

Matt: "Patrick may work at Microsoft but at least he has a life and does other things. On the other hand, there is Sweat Pete. He is a chronic knowbot: his computer chair smells like ass and he is surrounded by hundreds of empty Dorito bags. He never leaves the computer even to piss. Ya, those pop cans are full of you know what.
Dave: "What a fucking loser!"

knowbot by Pattio January 14, 2006

shovel arse 

When someone has a flat ass and it looks like the back of a square shovel.

Oh my God..did you see the guy that just walked by? His pants are baggy in the back. Ya, he has a shovel arse AND there is no cure for a shovel arse.

shovel arse by Pattio January 10, 2006

caculunt 

caculunt: a cackling cunt: mostly used for bitches that cackle, a derogatory term for a woman that really thinks she is hot shit but she is not, a woman that can't stop talking because she likes to hear herself talk,

I hate that teacher. She never stops talking, she goes on and on and on. Talk about being caculunt.

caculunt by Pattio January 2, 2006