6 definitions by Pattio
Oh my God..did you see the guy that just walked by? His pants are baggy in the back. Ya, he has a shovel arse AND there is no cure for a shovel arse.
by Pattio January 10, 2006
caculunt: a cackling cunt: mostly used for bitches that cackle, a derogatory term for a woman that really thinks she is hot shit but she is not, a woman that can't stop talking because she likes to hear herself talk,
by Pattio December 26, 2005
a computer know-it-all that spends every waking hour programming, coding or designing operating systems; a chronic computer geek that finally looks up from his computer to discover that a year has passed and he is wearing the same sweaty underwear
Matt: "Patrick may work at Microsoft but at least he has a life and does other things. On the other hand, there is Sweat Pete. He is a chronic knowbot: his computer chair smells like ass and he is surrounded by hundreds of empty Dorito bags. He never leaves the computer even to piss. Ya, those pop cans are full of you know what.
Dave: "What a fucking loser!"
Dave: "What a fucking loser!"
by Pattio January 14, 2006
When you use google earth to covertly find out where potential matches live that you have met on internet dating sites. You look on their street, check out their house and sometimes even see what car they drive. THEN, you make the decision whether or not you want to meet them.
After I 'google unearthed' him, I found out that he lived in the 'ghetto'! OMFG, I don't want to meet him now! OR Wow, you should have seen the place I 'google unearthed' today. He's a definite 'YESSSSSSS'
by Pattio November 12, 2010
Having a satisfying bowel movement..a celebration of sorts ...kinda like the 'bar mitzvah' of bowel movements
by Pattio February 29, 2008
When a person doesn't live a tip after good service, I say: WAD (What A Disgrace!).
When you don't leave the big piece 'o chicken for your guest, I say WAD (What a Disgrace!).
When I see men wearing short, stained, T-Shirts with big beer guts sticking out...What do I say? WAD...What a disgrace!
When you don't leave the big piece 'o chicken for your guest, I say WAD (What a Disgrace!).
When I see men wearing short, stained, T-Shirts with big beer guts sticking out...What do I say? WAD...What a disgrace!
by Pattio November 13, 2010