knoess 

knoess refers to a pig loose in the kitchen

Hey tommy, did you hear about the knoess?

knoess by anonymous September 14, 2020

Koesser Unit 

An indeterminate measure of time usually lasting between 1 hour and 1 week. Represented by: ʞ. Commonly used in software development estimating.

Thats gonna take at least 1 ʞ (Koesser Unit) to finish.

Koesser Unit by Koesser Unit December 18, 2010

Knessify 

the act of officially recognizing a certain action, behaviour or style as possessing the best qualifications or meeting the best standards, mainly referring to clothing

Bro, I have an important exam coming up and my suit must be looking slick. Could you quickly have a look and knessify my tie?

Knessify by Armenian guy 532810 March 1, 2023

knuess

a chronic typo disorder which relates to the involuntary (perhaps sub conscious) key presses of random letters during typing, leading to endless typos throughout months and probably years of conversations (and quite possibly a life time of knuess affected conversations). these involuntary key presses seemingly may or may not have any relation to the actual word meant to be typed. however they are often substituted for other letters in the word.

pronunciation in regular speech: ness or noos (preferred noos)
pronunciation when yelling: NOOS!!

origination: believed to have originated from a digital viking raid on a helpless village. when a horned helmut clad and axe wielding viking entered, a crippled old man looked up and asked: "wh...who are you and what are you going to do to us??" ..........the viking replied........."knuess" .......the others behind him began to chant as they came screaming in.... "KKKNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

or maybe it just originated from the chat in the example.... whichever you think is more exciting.. you can spread the legend of the knuess as you please.

vij: *pulls your shirt collar down, pulls out your left tit, licks your nipple then bites it
vij: :LP
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: lol
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: :P
vij: >_>
vij: *bites your nipple off then pulls out my bag of nipples
vij: <_<
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: O_O
vij: *stares at you with your nipple set between my lips and bag open in front of me
vij: 8F
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: :'(
vij: :O cuti pi!! youre crying!! ..whats wrong?
vij: ({)pic1pic2pic3(})
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: knuess...
vij: KKKNNNNNUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: guess*
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: kik :P
vij: KKKNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: lol*
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: :'( youre making fun of my retardness spelling
vij: KKKNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEESSS!!!!
vij: ok ok im sorry... *puts your nipple back on your tit and pokes it with my tongue
vij: :LP
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: pokes ur crotch :P

knuess by s3dated9sykk0_o September 25, 2009

Graci Kniess

An amazing girl, and friend she’s always there for you and definitely is obsessed with harry styles and needs therapy. She always treats people with kindness though.

Graci Kniess is obsessed with Harry Styles and wants him to say “i want your belly”

Graci Kniess by Nialls Gf ykyk😏😏 March 27, 2021

knæss 

Knæss er en ting på en vegg som man kan sitte på.
Men noen knæsser er for store og andra for små, men den perfekte er veldig fin å finne.

En knæss kan du sitte på.

knæss by Potetmos2006 June 1, 2020

Knoester 

Pronounced (New-ster). Commonly mispronounced (Kah-new-ster). The K in English is silent when followed by an N. Knoester is used to normally describe a man who looks like a bull dike. Normally found with a crappy foehawk haircut that looks like a dirty mop when not up.

That guy over there with the lesbian haircut looks like a real Knoester.

Knoester by Just the Tip ton November 22, 2010