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Knoester

Pronounced (New-ster). Commonly mispronounced (Kah-new-ster). The K in English is silent when followed by an N. Knoester is used to normally describe a man who looks like a bull dike. Normally found with a crappy foehawk haircut that looks like a dirty mop when not up.
That guy over there with the lesbian haircut looks like a real Knoester.
by Just the Tip ton November 22, 2010
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Knoester

The Best Last name commonly used in the Dutch language
1. Wow that guy is almost as cool as Knoester
2. OMG ITS (name) KNOESTER
by Appelmoesinmijnpoes February 14, 2017
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Koester

A free spirited person of Germanic descent who really enjoys a good time with friends and copious amounts of alcohol.

Koesters are known also for being very stubborn, but are also very loyal to those they care about - often getting into fights because of these two reasons.

They spend lots of time involved in various hobbies and outdoor sports, including but not limited to: bowling, fishing, hunting, camping, ATV riding, mudding in trucks and shotgunning beer.

Additionally, all Koesters are horny bastards that are relentless in the pursuit of sex.
ex. 1 - While out at the Sportsmens' Club last weekend, I ran into a bunch of Koesters shooting clay birds.

ex. 2 - Those Koesters have been bowling since they could push a ball down the lane.

ex. 3 - God you are such a Koester, you drunk bastard!!! Why can't you ever see things my way?

ex. 4 - Ever since I started dating a Koester, we've been going at it like rabbits! He's like the Energizer Bunny!!!
by Jane Doe 1 March 2, 2009
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kneesterical

Something so rainbowtastic that walks in the bathroom that you laugh so hard that you drop to your knees.
When Danielle and Kylee saw Corinne, Danielle became kneesterical ...

In art class and having the whole class think you are the biggest whore in the world and just love to laugh at you and love that you are whore is a like a kneesterical situation....
by Onherkneesinthebathroom October 3, 2009
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thanks koesters

Classic interjection expressing your dismay at an epic failure, whether caused by you or caused by others.
I just dropped that expensive vase. Thanks koesters.

I can't believe you just wrecked my car. Thanks koesters.
by Pollster March 4, 2009
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Kneester

A Kneester is someone hipster enough that they find the term hipster far too mainstream.
Boy: "Yeah, i feel I've transcended the term hipster."
Girl: "So what do you call yourself?"
Boy: "A Kneester."
by Kneester Incarnate October 30, 2010
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knobster

Idiotic comments make you look like such a knobster.
by spookywagon December 27, 2006
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