knittel

A term used to describe a coarse or rude person, especially with respect to highly technical topics. Nick Burns, your company's comuter guy series of skits on Saturday Night Live perfectly describes someone knittel in nature.

That help desk operator was being a complete knittel...he could have at least been polite in helping me fix my computer.

by William Bowen April 4, 2008

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Yoghurt Knitter

n A mildly derogatory term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference to the arts and craft movement. It also carries slight overtones of being a wanker.

A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.

The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done.

I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.

I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson".

by The Thumb Spinner July 27, 2011

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knitter

people who like knitting instead of crochet

That filthy Jamal, fucking knitter ruining society

by knitterhater57 October 18, 2020

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knitterbate

To masturbate while knitting. This was a word used by Les Claypool during a recent interview. I have the recording if you need proof.

Beth was sitting on the couch sewinga new wool hat while grinding on her new battery-operated cake-topper. She loved her new hobby. She loved to knitterbate.

by Brux666 September 30, 2010

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