knittery

The manner in which a fabric or garment was knitted.

Remember when you wore my scarf in Manchester and marvelled at its knittery?

by minusbaby November 22, 2005

Yoghurt Knitter

n A mildly derogatory term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference to the arts and craft movement. It also carries slight overtones of being a wanker.

A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.

The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done.

I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.

I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson".

by The Thumb Spinner July 27, 2011

knitter

people who like knitting instead of crochet

That filthy Jamal, fucking knitter ruining society

by knitterhater57 October 18, 2020

knitterbate

To masturbate while knitting. This was a word used by Les Claypool during a recent interview. I have the recording if you need proof.

Beth was sitting on the couch sewinga new wool hat while grinding on her new battery-operated cake-topper. She loved her new hobby. She loved to knitterbate.

by Brux666 September 30, 2010

Kittery

A town in Southern Maine of about 10,000 people. It's the first town when you enter Maine from Portsmouth NH. Kittery's population is mostly made up of: Portsmouth Naval Shipyard Workers, Out-of-towners that live in Navy Housing, Rich People (Kittery Point), and people living in trailers.

Joe: Where are you from
Tom: Kittery

by nick1207 January 30, 2007

knitteya

someone who's comforting and angelic

Nitya's such a knitteya

by kashu pyar March 12, 2022

knitter

a gay man, especially one who is super-feminine

He tans, buffs his nails, and carries a purse - he's SO gotta be a knitter.

by LaReinaVerde April 4, 2008