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Yoghurt Knitter
n A mildly derogatory term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference to the arts and craft movement. It also carries slight overtones of being a wanker.
A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.
A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.
The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done.
I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.
I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson".
I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.
I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson".
Yoghurt Knitter by The Thumb Spinner July 27, 2011
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knitterbate
To masturbate while knitting. This was a word used by Les Claypool during a recent interview. I have the recording if you need proof.
Beth was sitting on the couch sewinga new wool hat while grinding on her new battery-operated cake-topper. She loved her new hobby. She loved to knitterbate.
knitterbate by Brux666 September 30, 2010
knitteya
knitteya by kashu pyar March 12, 2022
knitter
knitter by LaReinaVerde April 4, 2008
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