n A mildly derogatory term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference to the arts and craft movement. It also carries slight overtones of being a wanker.
A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.
The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done.
I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.
I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson".
To masturbate while knitting. This was a word used by Les Claypool during a recent interview. I have the recording if you need proof.
Beth was sittingon the couch sewinga new wool hat while grinding on her new battery-operated cake-topper. She loved her new hobby. She loved to knitterbate.
A town in Southern Maine of about 10,000 people. It's the first town when you enter Maine from Portsmouth NH. Kittery's population is mostly made up of: Portsmouth Naval Shipyard Workers, Out-of-towners that live in Navy Housing, Rich People (Kittery Point), and people living in trailers.