When a girl that has a boyfriend or has no romantic interest in you says you are cute or adorable like a kitten or a similar cute, small, and furry animal.

It's similar to being put in the friendzone but better.

Girl with platonic feelings: Aw, you're so adorable.
Boy with a secret awkward crush: How so?
Girl with platonic feelings: Like a kitten or lemur!
Boy with a secret awkward crush: Uh...hah...? Thanks...
Interlocuter: Oh no! You've been kittenzoned!
Boy with a secret awkward crush: At least we're friends and I'm cute?

Kittenzoned by DollaTreeVitamins May 2, 2013

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Kitterson

A small cat (usually not very intelligent)

Owner: KITTERSON! GET OFF THE TABLE!

Owner: Look at my little Kitterson, isn't she the cutest kitty ever?

Kitterson: (not intelligent enough to meow)

Kitterson by Aimee McAimerson November 29, 2011

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Kielson

Killing inside edible licking sacks of niggas

interchangeable with the following words: gay, coming out of the closet, homosexual, fag

that kielson kid has a dog in his lunchbox

Kielson by Rice127 February 25, 2009

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Mcking Kittyson

a bad mothafucking kat with such smooth royalty you slide next to your son.

turtle: yuz' really Mcking Kittyson' it up
kitty: if those were gun'z Regi would be dead

Mcking Kittyson by KingGato July 31, 2011

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