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knitted Nightmare
knitted Nightmare by smelly old witch June 20, 2020
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Knitted Sweater
When two males attempt to conjoin their penis' together by a knot like-thing. And attempt to get erctions.
Knitted Sweater by Brennan Henderson February 13, 2008
Knitted Underwear
A slang term from South England referring to any girl who doesn't shave or trim her pubic hair, or who has quite a large amount of pubes.
Henry: I say old chap, I hear Lady Gifford goes for the au naturelle look "down there", if one knows what I mean?
Charles: I'll say! I heard from Lord Gifford you can never tell when she's naked, for it always seems she is wearing knitted underwear!
Henry: Quite so old bean!
Charles: I'll say! I heard from Lord Gifford you can never tell when she's naked, for it always seems she is wearing knitted underwear!
Henry: Quite so old bean!
Knitted Underwear by Sweet Kiwi July 25, 2009
knitted sock
What's that? A knitted sock. hahaha! look what I got! A Monster Jam Official Mega Grave Digger!! no, I don't wanna play with your knitted sock!
knitted sock by Esa4 September 14, 2019
knitted condom
Knitted Condom is a term to describe how useless a person is as it mirrors how useful a legitimate knitted condom is
knitted condom by Cock Slinger1000 June 5, 2022
Don’t get knitted.
Don’t get knitted is an expression used by teenagers to express disgust or surprise. Knit has many definitions so is interchangeable as the situation depends.
Don’t get knitted. by Into_The_Woods November 8, 2018
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doorwall
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
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Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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