fabric

Family safe definition or code word for checking out ass in public.

Merkle: Damn, there are some hot bitches here.

Akers: Def some quality fabric today!

by spankdaddy June 23, 2011

Fabric

Code name for women in public. As opposed to saying alot of ass.

Steve: Want to walk around the mall?

Akers: Sure, hopefully there is some quality fabric!

by spankdaddy November 14, 2011

Fabric

A Club located in Faringdon, London known best for its Hardcore drum&bass and local Grime.

Mathew: Hey u heading down Fabric tonight, gonna be some sik drum&bass?
Josh: Nah i cant handle all that, i'l stick with My Chemical Romance.
Mathew: waste.

by Demon616 May 12, 2007

Fabric penis

When a piece of fabric hangs down right between your crotch, giving the appearance of a cloth penis.

Sammy's new shirt gave her a fabric penis.

by SarahDanielleC April 21, 2011

fabric weenie

The fake weenie that you get when your jeans bunch up while sitting.

Dude- my fabric weenie looks HUGE!

by s-n-m April 16, 2008

Fabric scissors

Scissors that must never make contact of any sort with anything other than fabric.

If you cut paper with Mrs Henshaws fabric scissors you will get cut by the blade of her rusty yard clippers!

by lord damp nutksdom f March 29, 2017

Fabric Labyrinth

The beguiling pieces of overlapping fabric on the front of men’s briefs that have to be navigated by a penis in advance of peeing.

I pissed myself because I couldn’t get through the fabric labyrinth quickly enough. Damn you, Hanes!

by Stu Caruthers January 6, 2020