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Fabric
Fabric by spankdaddy November 14, 2011
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Fabrics • Fabrice • Fabricio • fabricate • fabricateur • Fabricator • Fabricist • Fabricius • fabrico • fabricy
Fabric penis
When a piece of fabric hangs down right between your crotch, giving the appearance of a cloth penis.
Fabric penis by SarahDanielleC April 21, 2011
fabric weenie
fabric weenie by s-n-m April 16, 2008
Fabric scissors
If you cut paper with Mrs Henshaws fabric scissors you will get cut by the blade of her rusty yard clippers!
Fabric scissors by lord damp nutksdom f March 29, 2017
Fabric Labyrinth
The beguiling pieces of overlapping fabric on the front of men’s briefs that have to be navigated by a penis in advance of peeing.
I pissed myself because I couldn’t get through the fabric labyrinth quickly enough. Damn you, Hanes!
Fabric Labyrinth by Stu Caruthers January 6, 2020
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
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Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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