by knitterhater57 October 19, 2020
by LaReinaVerde April 5, 2008
by mascan42 April 8, 2006
A superhero created on tumblr, he has gained popularity as a fan-made DC character and goes along committing crimes with his knittens, simply knitting over everything and everyone that he can knit.
The Knitter strikes again!!
by a regular noob August 24, 2018
n A mildly derogatory term for a tree hugging liberal. It combines yoghurt - the food of choice of hippies - with knitting - a reference to the arts and craft movement. It also carries slight overtones of being a wanker.
A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.
A yoghurt knitter is generally ineffectual. He impedes or tries to impede others rather than actually going out and doing something.
The yoghurt knitters were at the meeting so naturally nothing got done.
I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.
I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson".
I tried to build an extension on my house but the yoghurt knitters didn't like the design. They said it was too big or something.
I said, "Madam Chairman" but the yoghurt knitters said I had to call her "Chairperson".
by The Thumb Spinner July 27, 2011
"it took him 15 minutes to completely remove his clothes- including the time it took to fold them neatly on his ikea side-table, from which he removed a condom, carefully ripped it open and slid it down his stupid dick. He then politely asked me if I could get on top. Needless to say, I
left. He was bound to be fucking clit knitter."
left. He was bound to be fucking clit knitter."
by emybaer July 16, 2010
A really thug chick who also knits. May also have the words "Pearl" and "Knit" tattooed on her knuckles, gangsta style. this girl will make a really great girlfriend because of her soft knitting side and dope gangsta side.
Damn son! look at the fine ass Gangsta Knitter over there! i wouldnt mind having her around to knit me sweaters.
by ArealGchick November 23, 2009