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knankle

A knee, calf and ankle. A person with no ankle and the width of the leg from the knee to ankle is the same usually because the person is obese.
That girl didnt have an ankle, she had a knankles
by jgrizzaa August 27, 2008
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knankle

a thigh that turns into an ankle with no visible knee in between. similar to kankle but the problem is at a different joint.
Look at her knankles, where does her leg even bend?
by Knankle_lover July 22, 2010
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Krankle

Little known cousin (from the country) of Krampus.

Similar to his better know cousin, Krankle preys upon children during the holidays. However, while Krampus seeks the naughty; Krankle only seeks the weak and infirm. Having been born with hollow bones himself, he only attacks those that pose the least amount of risk to his own safety. He steals the marrow from his young victims to sustain himself for his months-long hibernation.

To ward off Krankle, susceptible children should light a candle in their window each night. Also, it's highly recommended they keep salt under their pillow. It is well known that Krankle fears the light and the bitter coarseness of salt.

There is ongoing debate over his exact motivations. Most believe he was driven to madness by a childhood filled with frailty and ridicule. However, others note he could be seeking vengeance for his stillborn twin, Krankus. The one that should have lived (as his parents would always say). Still others believe Krankus was merely his first victim.
Yo bro, light that candle or Krankle gonna get yo weak ass.
by papacholo December 23, 2019
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kninkles

The wrinkly skin above your knees.
I put on a few pounds and now I have kninkles.
by Sambiase May 22, 2017
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kankles

Calves that become feet without taking an ankle break.
Look, Mary! Al is making a special anklet for your kankles! It's a kanklet!
by attentionwhore April 22, 2004
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Kankle Lock

The infamous Kankle Lock is an extraordinary technique that a fat girl/woman uses in which she locks onto a guy (possibly intoxicated) at a party/bar/event, until he eventually submits and has sexual intercourse with her.

The Kankle Lock can also result in a Kankle Injury. In which it is not only possible, but easier to be submitted by Kankle Locks in the future.
Rich: "Man Chuck I can't believe you just had sex with that whale."
Chuck: "I couldn't help it brother. She got me in that kankle lock, and I had to tap."
by RobTheReef July 4, 2009
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Kranklefeet

A beautiful person who is rich and loved by all. They usually wear strange glasses but the glasses are still quite aesthetically pleasing.
Who is that beautiful Kranklefeet over there they sure are a hottie.
by Kranklefeet April 28, 2019
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