Wrinkly

A cute old person

Jamal: damn that is one cute old lady

DeSean: yeah ive seen that wrinkly around

Wrinkly by yolanda440 April 2, 2011

wrinkly

An elderly person.
An old croc face.
An old fart.
An old aged pensioner.

I was was taking a walk on Budleigh salterton beach the other day and an old WRINKLY stepped out from a beach hut.
He was bollock naked.

wrinkly by Lowdown November 16, 2004

Wrinkly

Clothes sitting in the laundry basket not getting folded...

Putting clean clothes in the laundry basket and not folding them...The clothes are getting WRINKLY...

Wrinkly by RockHaulr October 3, 2012

Wrinkly sexual dirty talk

What elderly people discuss when proceeding with sexual activities between each other; eg, two partners or a group of wrinklies.

She spoke dirty to me the other night when we were having sexual intercourse, it was really wrinkly sexual dirty talk!

Me: Beryl, talk dirty to me whilst I penetrative you!

Beryl: Albert, I've shit the bed!

Wrinkly sexual dirty talk by Katie_Hill June 23, 2014

wrinkly sneak

Old man seduces younger girl. Uses his experience to get laid.

That old man is giving that young co-ed the wrinkly sneak.

wrinkly sneak by jammrock April 13, 2010

Wrinkly Penny 

Another word for asshole.

Ew, she is such a whore. She ALWAYS takes it in her wrinkly penny!

Wrinkly Penny by CML24 July 15, 2010

wrinkly lettuce 

Large labia with that resembles a lettuce leaf

Bob refused to go down on jean because she had a fanny like a wrinkly lettuce.

wrinkly lettuce by BlumpkinPro2008 October 1, 2017