knankles
knankles by bitchplease451 September 1, 2009
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Knankles
Cankles of the knees. Phenomenon wherein a persons thighs overflow draping over or encasing the knee region.
I was at the Golden Corral trying to eat my pot roast but I was too mesmerized by the lady across from me in a Def Leppard concert T and jorts that showcased her heaving knankles.
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when a person's ankles and calfs meld into one, possibly because they are fat as hell, or genetics may come into play.
knarkles
Male Camel Toes: A situation where-in an elderly obese gentleman wears the waistband of their trousers over the belly to the man boobs creating a scrotal canyon resulting in a division of the testicles.
knarkles by knark-wing duck March 22, 2010
Hospital Kankles
When you’re in the hospital for long periods of time and your ankles blow up like little balloons. This happens cause IV fluids and limited range of motion.
*it’s 3am, the unit is dark and quiet and the patient is in a deep sleep*
Patient: “what are you doing?”
Nurse: “shhh, I’m looking at your feet, go back to sleep.”
Patient: “what?”
Nurse: “you have a severe case of hospital kankles.”
Patient: “what are you doing?”
Nurse: “shhh, I’m looking at your feet, go back to sleep.”
Patient: “what?”
Nurse: “you have a severe case of hospital kankles.”
Hospital Kankles by Sacredfart November 17, 2022