Calves

A female with no junk-in-the-trunk. The only lump you see is from her calves.

Jacob: Hey Cj look at her butt!
CJ: What butt?
Jacob: Oh right, she got calves

Calves by Shmeckledwarf April 27, 2008

Calves

adj.

1. The act of abandoning your friends, especially

when it coincides with having a new girlfriend.

2. Another word for Will.

3. Having an immense hatred for Angelo and Paul.

Dude how come you don;t come out anymore? I hope you aren't becoming a calves.

Calves by Johnny Matrix December 10, 2010

Calves

Unknown to most members of the female race, when a man compliments a woman's calves, it most likely means that he is subtly calling them a farm animal. A term that men use to make remarks about a woman without their knowledge of its true definition. Much like dime or butterface. The women think it is an odd compliment, but the men know that they are reflecting on her eery similarities to a young cow.

"Bro, Amanda has such nice calves!"
"I know dude, she's disgusting"

Calves by casualtrex May 22, 2017

Calves

The part of the leg below the knee the park everyone loves. The squishy jiggly part of the leg

John- I like yo calves.
Shaniqua- thanks John I like yo thighs

Calves by Thighslec October 11, 2020

Calves

The reason why you wear pants

Reps don't grow calves, weight does

Calves by CreeperBuddy January 3, 2022

Calves from Hell 

A term used to describe the size of one's calves. One who possesses calves from Hell has calves that significantly lack muscle mass, resulting in a skinny, bone-like look, and inspires utter perplexity in others into how they can even move. The origin of the term is unclear, as there is no immediate similarity between skinny calves and Hell. It could be said, however, that only the most depraved and evil people possess calves from hell, and thus, well, they come from Hell.

"His gastrocnemii (calves) are especially affected by his severe lack of muscularity and is the reason for his nickname, ‘Calves from Hell’ (xD)."

Calves from Hell by gary69_ March 29, 2023

Calves of Distinction 

A gastrocnemius that is so stellar that words do not justice when describing them.

After that sled push, Harold has Calves of Distinction.

Calves of Distinction by Derfynole September 30, 2018