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A female with no junk-in-the-trunk. The only lump you see is from her calves.
Jacob: Hey Cj look at her butt!
CJ: What butt?
Jacob: Oh right, she got calves
Calves by Shmeckledwarf April 27, 2008
Words you can keep
adj.

1. The act of abandoning your friends, especially

when it coincides with having a new girlfriend.

2. Another word for Will.

3. Having an immense hatred for Angelo and Paul.
Dude how come you don;t come out anymore? I hope you aren't becoming a calves.
Calves by Johnny Matrix December 10, 2010
Unknown to most members of the female race, when a man compliments a woman's calves, it most likely means that he is subtly calling them a farm animal. A term that men use to make remarks about a woman without their knowledge of its true definition. Much like dime or butterface. The women think it is an odd compliment, but the men know that they are reflecting on her eery similarities to a young cow.
"Bro, Amanda has such nice calves!"
"I know dude, she's disgusting"
Calves by casualtrex May 22, 2017
The part of the leg below the knee the park everyone loves. The squishy jiggly part of the leg
John- I like yo calves.
Shaniqua- thanks John I like yo thighs
Calves by Thighslec October 11, 2020
Reps don't grow calves, weight does
Calves by CreeperBuddy January 3, 2022

Calves from Hell 

A term used to describe the size of one's calves. One who possesses calves from Hell has calves that significantly lack muscle mass, resulting in a skinny, bone-like look, and inspires utter perplexity in others into how they can even move. The origin of the term is unclear, as there is no immediate similarity between skinny calves and Hell. It could be said, however, that only the most depraved and evil people possess calves from hell, and thus, well, they come from Hell.
"His gastrocnemii (calves) are especially affected by his severe lack of muscularity and is the reason for his nickname, ‘Calves from Hell’ (xD)."
Calves from Hell by gary69_ March 29, 2023

Calves of Distinction 

A gastrocnemius that is so stellar that words do not justice when describing them.
After that sled push, Harold has Calves of Distinction.
Calves of Distinction by Derfynole September 30, 2018
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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